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happy ides of March, the time when we celebrate a Senator stabbing you in the back

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

submitted 4 days ago • 204 comments

If the Mavs can’t field a full roster towards the end of the season when these 10-days run out, Nico should have to go out there and get cooked. He can even wear a Kobe jersey.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I am represented by Ted Cruz, so I didn’t think I could be more disappointed in a Senator but congrats Chuck.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Dem leaders 2025 🤝 @mcuban.bsky.social 2012 (shitty idea both times, btw)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

These non-Luka white boys are killing the Lakers

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Really sweet of PJ to point shave for his friend Luka 🥹 still protecting 77 at all costs

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Whoa whoa hold on now - everyone saying “I hate the mavericks” didn’t mean it this way.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Reports suggest he was signaling that Nico Harrison is a bitch.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging? Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.

submitted 34 days ago • 1866 comments

Can someone get a statement from the NBA regarding the fan code of conduct? Because it sure seems like one particular franchise is playing by a whole different set of rules in their arena. (Cc @grantafseth.bsky.social)

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

If you put a curved bill baseball cap on while wearing an Eagles jersey, does the jersey automatically straighten the bill, or does the hat just catch fire?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Remember last year when it was lauded as the best offensive backcourt in NBA history? Isn’t that pretty much your identity at that point? What the fuck? Furious all over again

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The culture in the Mavs training room is going to be so insane, man. Way to go, Nico.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

For $25 they’ll do a rat and you can name it Nico Harrison.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments