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Just finished Kim Stanley Robinson’s “New York 2140”. Weirdly joyful for a post-climate disaster narrative. Best thing I’ve read in ages.

It really says something about the state of the USA when Wired feels compelled to post articles like this… www.wired.com/story/how-to...

Let’s see if this thing works then… (another crosspost test)

As Popes go, he seemed like a decent-ish human being. More of that, please.

Accurate. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/hello_kitty?no_popup=1

In honour of International Haiku Poetry Day I present my 2016 magnum opus “Dishes” (after which I retired from the format): a friendship will end unless you learn to load the fucking dishwasher

Proof of life. Test of cross posting. Is this thing on?

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

@maddow.msnbc.com my 82 year old mom outside Philadelphia

At least them all being space lizards would make some kind of sense.

If you live in London and/or you like movies you probably want to sign this. Do it. Do it now. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa... #SaveThePCC

Good news, everyone*! * and by "everyone" I mean the subset of beings who also believe the Pebble was the best smartwatch in existence. repebble.com #Pebble

This is your courtesy reminder that America has voted in fascists.

You know that bit in Total Recall where the Johnny Cab is about to explode?

It's obvious that Southampton will be in the Championship next season, but I'm beginning to wonder if they'll make an exception based on current form and skip us straight down to League One. It'd certainly save everyone some time.

Happy new year to those of you who insist on experiencing time in a linear fashion.

Nicko. NICKO. Say it isn't so. All the best to him in his retirement, but I bet whoever they replace him with will count in the song using the correct tempo, thereby ruining it. Up the Irons.

Oh, that's sad: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"I have done the obligatory search," said he, "but alas the Fender JMJ Road Worn Mustang Bass (in black) remains stubbornly resistant to made-up holiday themed discounts." "Boo and hiss," said the crowd.

You can tell I've had documentation to write today because the downstairs bathroom is clean and there's no laundry left to do.

For the first time in a decade I've spent my weekend in a rehearsal studio, playing in a band while stood adjacent to a proper drum kit and some large speakers. Hello tinnitus, my old friend. (Good fun though.)

"Farmer", "Starmer" and "drama" all rhyming really is a gift for headline writers today. Does anyone know if there were any llama farmers in attendance?

My internet connection has become intermittent to the point that I'm timing the gaps in service - perhaps there's a trapped BT engineer somewhere desperately switching it on and off, attempting to signal for rescue using morse code.

Decided to make a proper concerted effort to shop outside my usual pool of clients for my next 9-5, which has meant properly firing up LinkedIn for the first time since the pandemic. I note five (5) people have endorsed my Java skills, because apparently they've never met me.

What’s your favorite colour baby?

I just spelled the word "fascist" with all the Ss and Cs in the right place at the first attempt. Practice DOES make perfect. (Unfortunately.)

This is the only acceptable way to do the Twitter exit post. That is all.

Didn't take long for the new Hello Kitty strat sell out, did it?

I might have just bought an Ibanez Roadstar II from 1986.

"Anticyclonic Gloom" is the only genre of music I shall be engaging with going forward.

This (as that nice Mr Rollins once said) is what Joe Strummer trained you for.

FFS USA

This morning's trip to the dentist has left me exactly the price of a J Mascis Jazzmaster poorer. But at least my face is super numb and all I can taste is blood, eh?

Quincy Jones, rest in peace you absolute bloody legend. And now I'm listening to The Italian Job OST. (Original flavour Italian Job, not Marky Mark Italian Job.)

First proper day back at the grindstone in well over a week. The fiery skyball I've been roasting myself under doesn't seem to exist in England. And apparently it gets dark at lunchtime now? Also, there is no buffet breakfast. Gahhhhhhhhh, etc.

Is there a verified statistic on the number of voting age Swifties residing in the US? Asking for a very stable genius.

Given the horrific state of the world an Oasis reunion seems particularly cruel.

RIP Mr Betts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ5y...

Truth.

I think the 300 char limit might be a dealbreaker here... I've grown accustomed to Mastodon's more generous allocation. That extra 200 chars is where the punchline goes, dammit.

So I had an invite and then I forgot about it but now you don't need an invite and here I am. Hi.