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Surveyor. Purveyor. Conveyor. Displayer. Sautéer. Thinking about food. Picking cat hair off clothes. Offbeat adventures always.
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Artichokes are back and better this year.

With a rebel yawn, she sighed, meh, meh, meh.

I’m skeptical but quietly hopeful, like a dog checking a dumpster for treats

People who lose their minds for In the Air Tonight: have you heard Eminence Front?

They followed me home & now I can't get rid of them. (Celocas Cece)

I got big nothing energy.

Pursued by elves, By Richard Doyle (English) #Art #painting #illustration

Tactile

We had donuts & oranges in the breakroom this morning, & being somewhat produce-shy this week I was proud of myself for taking an orange. I peeled it, & that orange was moldy inside. So that's the universe telling me to just take the free donut, right?

Red Beets (2021) by Japanese artist and teacher, Yuko Kurihara (born in 1976). Watercolour

logclave

my cat is sitting on me and i can’t reach my diet coke - the sequel

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to sleep in.

Someone: you look happy. Me: thanks, I’m delusional.

The villa on the hilla. Guesses?

Businesses that have running analog or digital display clocks by the road with the wrong time: I'm going to need you to clean mess that up.

PICKLE SISTERS a vaudeville group from the 1920s. Margaret, Mavis, Opal and Florence were just names that no one knew until they changed them to dillie, kosher, gherkin, and bee bee. they recorded a few songs that got on the radio.

You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.

I feel really stupid asking again

Fairy tale views — Bastei Bridge, Germany 🌳

oof

It's a good idea to say "I know you can talk" to every animal you meet, just in case

The town: Crazy The pants: Banana

Has anything bad ever happened in this pool? That deep ends.

Mont des Arts — Brussels, Belgium 🌿

It's kind of amazing how we will say lavaliere mic & we know what that is.

asked someone today why they were floating the boat, then we laughed and wrote a reggae song about it

self-awareness is a blessing and a curse

Can't. Busy turning all my vintage hat boxes in to babybel dioramas.

Ellery checks the compost bins with high hopes and low expectations and is rarely disappointed.

OFFICIAL: The horn of plenty will be replaced by the trombone of sadness.

^ | That gives me an idea.

sorry I didn't reply right away, I was carrying my cat around and letting her sniff high-up things

I forgot other people can see this.

Starting to just say "Leave conversation" and walk away in the middle of small talk.

♥️🍅🌱

There’s nothing sadder than a field mouse relegated to a desk job. Or a recluse spider as a Walmart greeter — you get it.

everyone else in the recording studio: it sounds like "bobba ran" Brian Wilson: I don't hear it

Thirteen years gone today, we miss and love you, Adam Yauch. 1964-2012 #mca #beastieboys #mcaday

I really feel like we accomplished something here today guys.

Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?

I think my floor is sticky. *My last will and testament*

I painted this little ocean dream piece during lockdown when I couldn’t get to the sea and was going a bit mad “I dream of the ocean” I am such a thallasophile. And I love all the sea’s critters, and its cool embrace #mermay #mermaid #artforsale #art Prints available here ko-fi.com/s/2c337f70ab