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I make the newdies do the lewdies. Now on the blue-butterfly site. Not to be confused with the dead-bird site. Films & Assets: lordaardvark.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordaardvarksfm Twitter: @LordAardvark
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GAINS. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... I think this is the only image in the entire set of stills I've made for this round of posting where the lady actually wears pants. Also, not me imagining giving Honoka a tongue-bath and licking all of that sweat off her body. 🙊

SHAMELESS. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... This is the 10th pinup made for Bluesky! I decided to release all 10 so far, without watermarks, over on Patreon. If you're already a Patron, you likely already have access to it! Check it out here! www.patreon.com/posts/123049...

I accidentally flashbanged myself with this, and now I'm making it everyone's problem. I refuse to elaborate further.

CITATION. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... Woah, there! Do you have any idea how fast you were fapping? With a shooter that large, not having a license is definitely a citation. You're gonna have to cum with Christie to the back of her car. She needs to ride you up for this.

While exploring potential ideas for 60-second videos to post to Bluesky, it occurred to me that my Parawhores project would be an ideal candidate. Especially since I've only really been able to come up with small snippets for it anyways. Miya the big-tiddy goth monster-fucker needed a new outfit.

LEI FANG. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... Don't got a clever name OR a clever comment for this one.

I am strongly considering exploring making 60-second lewd shitpost videos, basically sex comedy skits. I am curious what all characters people would like to see in such skits. I have a few ideas, but they're all Overwatch-related (mostly DVa), and considering my last 15-min vid, I'm hesitant. 😬

Bluesky only allowing 60-second videos is... an interesting conundrum I didn't anticipate. Going to need to sit down and have a think about how I want to advertise I am an animator here on Bluesky with such a short time-limit...

GALA. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... This marks the 7th pinup, and the 7th day, since I've moved full-time over to Bluesky. In those 7 days, I've pulled in 153 new followers. Would people like for pinups to be a regular thing? I'm debating adding them to my $2 Patreon tier.

SELF-TAMED. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... Recently got back into Rimworld, been seeing a lot of "X has self-tamed" messages. I've always appreciated the representation of trust and consent in the symbolism of someone wearing a leash and openly offering it to their partner.

ELSA. 4k Download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... One of these days, I'd still like to do a formal prequel to the Frozen gangbang video (still working on it). My biggest regret is pointedly making that video devoid of narrative or progression. So much potential with the Frozen ladies!

I offer this without context. *begins idly humming "O valley of plenty, O valley of plenty" to self*

owo whats this? *notices ur long-overdue outfit release* The Onyx lingerie, which I first fitted nearly a year ago, is finally released! Should work with any of the current DazV5-5 Curvy ladies. Snag it here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...

ANNA. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... I'm quite enjoying putting together these pinups. It's been a while since I've just posed. I hope you all are enjoying them, too!

INVITATION. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... Fun fact: I put this outfit together nearly a year ago. I just keep forgetting to release it. Maybe, one day, I finally will remember to do that.

Oh, I'm definitely gonna have to find a use for this position.

It's been *checks model source file dates* over a year since I first put together the Slut Alex model, pairing her with a Pimp Steph. And the two STILL live rent-free in my head, on an almost daily basis. I just might have to do something with them, even if people weren't interested. Just for me.

Something I like to do is turn off all of the key and fill lights, leaving only the rim lights. I strongly believe that the silhouette of your characters should be fully expressed. As a consequence, this is a view I see a lot while building rimlights. It's a whole mood in its own right, though.

LULU. 4k Download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... I won't lie, it feels almost adolescent to be watermarking still images again. What year is this? 2015? I haven't watermarked still images in the better part of a decade now. I'm getting too old for this constantly-starting-over shit. 🧓

BOOKWORM. 4k download: images.lordaardvark.com/Bluesky/Blue... It seems I am cursed to restart social media at 50k followers. I'm basically building up from ground level again, so I will be releasing a bunch of 4k pinups over the next few days. Spread the word, let people know I'm here to stay.

As I work through adapting Innie's Batcat draft to a screenplay, all I gotta say is... I sure hope ya'll like feels alongside your fucks. Cuz Innie didn't hold back with either. Lots of fucks. Lots of feels. Also, hi. I'm using Bluesky again. Was hoping for a more substantial return Tweet though.

I want to use Bluesky more because fuck me if Twitter isn't a cesspool. Unfortunately, I don't use Twitter for social media - I use it for engaging with my audience. An audience that I simply don't have here on Bluesky yet. It's a real chicken-and-egg problem. And it's really annoying. 😕

3 days and 15 pages of writing later, the two-part blog post is finally out! Part 1 is dedicated just a postmortem on TO BREED & BOND, while Part 2 discusses my plans for the rest of the year - Frozen, Blender, Unreal, and Overbreed. You can find both posts on my website.

TO BREED & BOND is now available for FREE PUBLIC viewing! The 2160p Patron-exclusive version is also now live, for those who want to fixate on every little beadlet of sweat on Pharah's tight abs. I hope you all enjoy it. I apologize for how long it took. Find it on my website!

Some fun Pharmmetra dialogue facts. Part 1. > Symmetra refers to DVa as "little slut" 5 times. She also refers to DVa's "fat ass" 5 times. Pharah never uses either phrase. > Pharah refers to Symmetra with "darling" 8 times. Symmetra refers to Pharah with "my love" 9 times.

Only important questions here.

In the wake of the Pharmmetra video finally being done, I went through DMs with the various voice talents, and I came across this. September 13. At one point, I actually thought it would release on September 13. This is exactly why I don't publicize release date projections. 💀

TO BREED AND BOND is now available for 1080p early access! My website is having technical issues right now, but you can watch the video RIGHT NOW over on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/116219... Also, I have a bluesky now. I have no idea how this platform works. Let's find out together!