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submitted 17 hours ago • 1214 comments

After careful consideration of my Canadian children, I the son of God officially endorse @Mark-carney for leader of the Liberal Party. I love and respect the equally qualified Chrystia Freeland too, but there are still too many sexist assholes in Canada for her to win a general election. IMHO.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This guy! Someone actually read my book! Either that or he's just a good person without the fear of Uncle Stan.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Unlike Dad's failures that are currently running the US, I'm proud of my child leading Mexico.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I can't be the first deity to think of this, right? Trump is really just Joffrey come to life. I'd say Musk is Littlefinger, but Littlefinger was smarter.

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submitted 5 days ago • 46 comments

My American children. You need to study history. Specifically 1930s Germany, but there are some keen lessons to be had in 1780/90s France.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 4 days ago • 568 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

My children in the Liberal Party Of Canada get it.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Thou shalt not allow trashy dictators to host the games that honour my Greek compadres! Nice thinking mortals! chng.it/kkGqJz4h4K

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

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submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

If any of my children are wondering what the real reason Drumpf wants to annex Canada is... Here's a friendly reminder.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Thou shalt not allow trashy dictators to host the games that honour my Greek compadres! Nice thinking mortals! chng.it/kkGqJz4h4K

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Sadly, Dad did not endow the USA with an education system that would allow most of the population to understand charts. They are capable of learning "all they need to know" about science and math from 45 seconds of TikTok..

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

It would appear my Canadian children are displeased.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone knows I don't judge. But I'm pretty sure he's picturing a penis when he says "nothing like hard power!!"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Dad and I say that we don't really care what Uncle Stan's offspring wearing a cross says. The USA doesn't get to name international bodies of water. Boy Dad, you really screwed up when you decided America should be a thing.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

It's not like there's no precedent though. A convicted conman started an entire religion based on me, but with a special American twist.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The Lord watches over you. Unless you're a gun toting asshole.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It’s gonna take a lot to convince me Elon’s son didn’t say “You’re not the President, you need to go away.” 1/

submitted 10 days ago • 49 comments

Proof of evolution my children. Dad did not create Germans with a sense of humour.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Well played my child, well played.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

🤣. I'm the only one that can perform these kinds of miracles.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

“When I learned that President Trump was slapping a tariff on aluminum, I felt betrayed,” Greene said.

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

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submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

All my child needed to do was be black.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Camel... Needle... Uncle Stan has a special place in the basement for his pals Leon and Donold. ;)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 629 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 98 comments

So would Melania and his son. Maybe it was her idea to get around a prenup?

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

For the record. I never told anyone they had to follow my teachings.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Remember when you climaxed in Mom and then left her to explain away the teen pregnancy?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Come on Dad. They're all doing it in our name! 😉 Uncle Stan is really starting to get the upper hand on the human race.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Dad and I support this 💯 as well.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Oh mortals... Always assuming that everything in my unauthorized biography is accurate. I wish someone besides Dad and Uncle Stan could ever actually know me.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Someone is implying that I'm not who I say I am.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah. Don't do that actually. That's way too many people's problems for me to deal with right now.

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments