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Empathy is a fundamental aspect of humour because you need shared experience for jokes to land. This explains why Elon Musk is so bad at comedy. Empathy requires practice and because Musk is a little Nazi loser who thinks empathy is evil he does not practice it.

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Wtf

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Here's the joke I made the movie Taken in my Master's thesis

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MAGA is a terrorist organization.

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I made a joke about the movie Taken in my Master's thesis and one of the examiners didn't get it because they had never seen Taken. Seems my set of skills was too specific.

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hi

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Joe Rogan had a Nazi and genocide apologist on his show.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

It's a good thing to break up with someone who is pro-nazi, actually

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Deleted a post where I told NBC news to go fuck itself for hiring Chris Rufo. Turns out it was from a satirical post. Apologies everyone.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Remember when Ron DeSantis was a thing lolol

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

No conservative has ever read George Orwell.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Hey that's just Nazi shit...

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

gm

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

.... What?

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

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Projection

submitted 16 hours ago • 7 comments

Fascists always have the biggest victim complex

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A story in two parts:

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Stonetoss is a fat nerd with a broken dick

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

You don't need to be an economist to see how fucking dumb Trump's tariffs are.

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

I don't understand the Nazi comic

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Alright, which one of you fucks was it....

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

If anyone touches this I'll kill myself

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Empathy is a fundamental aspect of humour because you need shared experience for jokes to land. This explains why Elon Musk is so bad at comedy. Empathy requires practice and because Musk is a little Nazi loser who thinks empathy is evil he does not practice it.

Wtf

Here's the joke I made the movie Taken in my Master's thesis

MAGA is a terrorist organization.

I made a joke about the movie Taken in my Master's thesis and one of the examiners didn't get it because they had never seen Taken. Seems my set of skills was too specific.

hi

Joe Rogan had a Nazi and genocide apologist on his show.

It's a good thing to break up with someone who is pro-nazi, actually

Deleted a post where I told NBC news to go fuck itself for hiring Chris Rufo. Turns out it was from a satirical post. Apologies everyone.

Remember when Ron DeSantis was a thing lolol

No conservative has ever read George Orwell.

Hey that's just Nazi shit...

gm

.... What?

Projection

Fascists always have the biggest victim complex

A story in two parts:

Stonetoss is a fat nerd with a broken dick

You don't need to be an economist to see how fucking dumb Trump's tariffs are.

I don't understand the Nazi comic

Alright, which one of you fucks was it....

If anyone touches this I'll kill myself

"Peru outs itself as a transphobic, anti-science, fascist state" Fixed it for you

I want exactly 40 likes on this Skeet. No more. No less.

"they" is a pronoun.