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lordaxolotl.bsky.social
He/They/It himbo on his way to becoming a sexologist and hopefully toy designer :) feel free to ask me any questions, Im always excited to answer!!
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Anyone else feel like they unintentionally use their disabilities as an excuse to much? like im over here screaming " My Autism made me Do It!" 🤦‍♂️

I need to find some better pictures, or take some ;P

Trying something new, lmk what yall think

Streeeetch

Imma start posting content again fuck it lol

Ik i havent been active on here but do you guys wanna hear my conspiracy theories? (Not a theorist just got anxiety lol)

i created a mushroom friend... his name is salsa. originally it was salsa joe but @lordaxolotl.bsky.social shortened it to salsa. he has a friend named chip as well, she's smaller. #crochet #amigurimi #craft

Not really one to post much face content but i was feelin myself todaaay, m' also nice n shaved if anyone wants to see lol

💀 i promise im not dead i just keep forgetting Thats it lol

Social media scares me What do you mean i have to say things to strangers online in order to get iternet reward points

Yall why can i expose myself to just about anyone but get nervous taking a dick pic?? Smh

Its so hard to get good n gangbanged these days smh. Like cmon use me til i break

Every so often i remember some of the weird interactions ive had with customers at work and die laughing One of my favorites being when these three college aged idiots came in laughing and giggling. Me myself being a college aged idiot let them by after checking their ID only to (1/2)

Ridin the storm out

:(( the bottoms always the hardest to clean up

anybody else have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore

I got all fresh n squeaky clean toniiiight before bed uwu let me know if yall want a closer look

Not me already forgetting i have this account lol In honor of that take a picture of my sona!!! My party outfit was almost 100% inspired by this monstrosity

What kind of content would yall wanna see? I plan on posting more personal porn obvi but for workshops and demos im a little stumped lol

Not my prettiest picture but sometimes things dont always end pretty ^v^ I also became dungeon staff somewhere so i HAD to celebrate

Y'all im gonna be honest im not sure where to start :') Some of the content im gonna be posting will be like. Psuedo kink workshops and ramblings with the occasional art post Fair warning i suppose