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Professionally amateur dice horder for TTRPGs and other things that I create on my own. Whimsical with a hint of doom metal, like if a D&D party decided to embrace chaos instead of valor
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"Why can't I speak to wild dolphins? What do they know about aliens?!" Damn it, they know! THEY KNOW! Inform Cardinal Bitsy Pizzabaal, @funranium.bsky.social, they are onto the Dolphin Illuminati again!

Gah! Someone played Nutshell and now I am a mess. Stoopid emotions. Sometimes I wish I was a smoothiebot instead.

....Aaaaaaaaaand sometimes you just question why anyone is a fan of anything in 2025. 2025, where low effort (and long lasting) IPs slowly die. Can't wait for that asteroid to get back up to 4% please, Azathoth...

"Picking wizard is the coward's way out."

@funranium.bsky.social - For you

Ah, When Nothing Remains really hits a certain spot today.

This morning I listened to a story about a massive tunnel system under Antarctica that contains bullet trains full of children to feed to Antarctic cryptids. Still not as bad as the office, though. I was sort of jealous.

It is sad we unironically live in this time line now. Come see the violence inherent in the system!

If this morning were a Call of Cthulhu game, I would have wibble at 6:40 with a full work day in front of me. And WITHOUT tentacles involved. Oh dear, the mind is so very fragile

The potat knows it is almost time for me to go. She is very convincing in her argument to never go to work again.

Can't wait for Vegas to put odds on this so we can find the "winners" in life.

"I am hoping I can find someone who hates Harriet Tubman." Things you should probably not say aloud while playing Civ 7. Just sayin...

The "Well, that escalated quickly" series of pictures. The potat has no idea what to do now that mom is home. Except shredding my shirt. I can hear fabric ripping. THAT hasn't changed.

Have you ever considered that the cat screaming at 2 am in your neighborhood isn't in heat, but is instead advertising his law offices to the other cats who need to renegotiate their contracts?

Oh my god, you're generating too much heat behind this door. Quickly open up so I can take it... Er, save you! (She is now licking my ear, by the way)

No, you can't go to the Nile show tonight. I must make my stand... On you...

Yeah, no.... I don't believe it my sweet potato cat. That is a trap

Yo dawg, I heard you like abs on your feet...

The potat survived the horrible storm. And has resumed her standard throne. I'm going to have a permanent imprint on my chest soon

Ah, nothing like comfort games to make one feel amazing again, if not for a few moments. Gemfire by KOEI

RISE CHESTICLES, ON MY COMMAND! @funranium.bsky.social, we got a grower.