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lordbatcat.bsky.social
writer, warper-manipulator of sound, dickytittie lyricist, garbage dumpster debuntante, purveyor of laughs, baseball, hoops, tennis, tattoos, synthesizers, your mom
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I am thoroughly enjoying #DyingForSex

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

freedom is terrifying, but wouldn't you rather explore the depths of that shit-instilling fearscape with promise to, at the very least, die on your own terms, rather than idly choke down your demise while surfing video clips of people being so self-important.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Step outside of that metric for a moment. Don't deny it. Don't dismiss its potential usefulness. But step outside of that metric for a minute.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

We excuse the numbing, industriousness of the lighting, it's cold, barely-blue whiteness. We excuse it for efficiency. To what standard are we holding the word, the notion, the implied agreement upon, to the extent of this "efficiency?"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 319 comments

Don't let it in. Don't let it rule you.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's never necessary to egregiously pile it on on someone, like myself, who actively writes goodbye letters in their head all the time.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Man, I wish I could look like @thepistons.bsky.social Jalen Duren. Fuckin guy is CUT. I wish I had the time and well....probably harder to do at 50. Still, whoof.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Occasionally, my response to veganist castigations steeped in sentience or spirit/consciousness without the informing use of psychedelics to understand that plants have those, too, is that I should starve myself. And maybe they should, as well. Maybe they should until they expire or I do.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I just telepathically communicated with a dog on the bus.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I think my pane of the Holograph/am is glitching. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty okay with it. Just taking some getting used to.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

My collective, There Be Monsters Here, put out its first album today! Another to follow in two weeks time. Please at least listen and consider buying to support #Independent #Music. Also, it's #BandcampFriday! therebemonstershere.bandcamp.com/album/high-i...

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'm right where I left you

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Started a Substack. Wrote a review of Captain America: Brave New World. #Marvel #CaptainAmerica #Movies #MovieReview lordbatcattheeinfinite.substack.com/p/captain-am...

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

For a guy who has made MJ comparisons for himself (totally bogus, btw), Anthony Edwards is kind of a punk ass and a wimp. Can't handle double teams and Dillon Brooks? You ain't shit, dude. At least, not what you think you are.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

yo @stathead.com you seem to be locked up. page won't load; no error messages, just endless....nothing...like the void I stare into when having an existential crisis.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Blowouts are, generally speaking, pretty boring, but I don't like the Mavs (Luka or AD on the team, can't stand either), so it's kinda fun watching the @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social just crush them into tiny, undifferentiated bits of whimpering mass.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My eargoggles aren't loud enough!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I'd say you bout 2 biscuits short of a six-piece.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Let's see...inaugural post here: I'm gonna make shit real crazy and go watch Mark Wahlberg in "Flight Risk" tonight!!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments