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Oh, sweet Jesus, some folks on this site need to stop trying to make the whole "Trump has dementia" thing happen. Trump may well have dementia, but you know what? The post-constitutionalists, Christian nationalists, and billionaire techbros dictating his policies don't. And they're winning.

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Encountered these two coming out of a hotel together this afternoon, and though I'd rather cut out my tongue than spread malicious gossip, I must report that Swan was the very picture of "rode hard and put away wet."

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The Beautiful Girl I Love Is on the Cover of a Magazine: the mashup we need. #TCMParty #EasterParade #SinginInTheRain

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Puh-leeze. The greatest story ever told is Eudora Welty's 'Why I Live at the P.O.' and everybody who's anybody knows it. #TCMParty #TheGreatestStoryEverTold #OrWasIt?

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Tuned in just in time to catch Jane Greer in her sophisticated nun getup, and suddenly I feel rejuvenated and ready to face the terrors of another mid-apocalypse tomorrow. #TCMParty #OutOfThePast

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

My favorite Rod Steiger role is "retired owner of a small but prosperous plumbing company who occasionally takes your recently widowed mom out for dinner in his Buick Park Avenue because they're both lonely and have some things in common." #HappyCentenaryRodSteiger #TCMParty

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Attended a birthday brunch today where 1) the guests had laid down a "no negative talk" rule without consulting me, and 2) *this* was my view (albeit from a lower floor) throughout the meal. Two hours of me screaming inside my head, "Are you fucking kidding me?" My bowels hurt.

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What happens when you're in a NY cabaret inside a restaurant managed by Chita Rivera's sister surrounded by seniors in love listening to a musician you idolize and you suddenly realize your relationship is dead. spatchcock.substack.com/p/blossom-time

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She's Young, Trump-Friendly, Has a White House Press Pass, and for $1,000 an Hour, She'll Don a Naughty Chamber Maid's Outfit and Peg You Until You Scream for Mercy from Hitler's Ghost.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

This scene always reminds of the time I ventured into the crucifixion room at Chicago's Steamworks during IML Weekend. #TCMParty #KingKong

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Thanks to the awesome curatorial skills of Forever Louise Brooks, I've found my new favorite Stanwyck photo (the one on right, of course). So much meme potential here! Encounter a batshit crazy skeet? Just post that pic in reply. It oozes, "WTF?" Check out the whole thread! #TCMParty

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

We are not amused. #TCMParty #TheComic

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I sometimes wonder if Jane Wyatt—a solid actress and, by all accounts, lovely human being—might’ve had a bigger career if her would-be “star-making” performance hadn’t been in this well-crafted steaming pile of shit. #LostHorizon #TCMParty

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Blows my mind to think that if it weren't for this guy, we might well be living in a world where Lucille Ball, as a contributor to popular culture, never existed. #TCMParty #SinginInTheRain

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I tried telling him that it's pouring rain so he might as well pee on the balcony because he hates the rain and thus all my efforts to harness him up and take him for a stroll would be for nought. But he wouldn't listen. He never does. And here we are, in the lobby, watching the rain come down.

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What's that you say? Jason Stratham has a new movie out? In that case, it's time for another reminder that baby Jason Statham is the sliver-spray-painted hot dude striking poses on top of the spinning orb in Erasure's 'Run to the Sun' video. Elder gays know these things.

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