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Portugese discount The Shadows. #FestivalDaCanção

I imagine this is how they televise New Year. #FestivalDaCanção

Bringing your own pottery is new. #FestivalDaCanção

The pole added nothing. #FestivalDaCanção

Something got lost in the translation of ‘pole dancing’ #FestivalDaCanção

WTF? Suitably weird for Portugal. #FestivalDaCanção

Song title and graphics don’t match - not very on-brand. #FestivalDaCanção

It’s a quality fuse box. #FestivalDaCanção

Slickest staging of the year, beaten by 3 people dressed as accountants. #melfest

Måns won’t go near a sauna for at least a year. #melfet

Err, well done Sweden. #melfest

SVT executives must be having a nervous time. #melfest

It’s a two-horse race. #melfest

The juries woke up this morning and chose chaos. #melfest

She’s been face down in the moussaka since sunrise. #melfest

No Eiffel Tower? Could be anywhere. #melfest

International juries got VERY drunk. #melfest

Scoreboard showing a photo DNF #melfest

#melfest

If in doubt, wear a towel. #melfest

Extra sausage for #melfest

Pretty cold in that sauna. #melfest

Staging was waaay more impressive than the song. #melfest

Well Måns certainly thinks he did well. #melfest

Giving off giant fleshlight vibes. #melfest

Lovely Mac screensaver in the background. #melfest

First trip hazard song of the evening. #melfest

Not sure they’ve quite grasped the meaning of kamikaze. #melfest

Old folk out for Erik #melfest

They part time painters? #melfest

When you use WhatThreeWords to write a song. #melfest

Party/karate - classic lyrics. #melfest

Smiling and being happy doesn’t work with the makeup. #melfest

That column has wheels. #melfest

All the fun of lowering a piano. #melfest

I’m going to read this that we should believe a word he’s saying. #melfest

They never seem to age. #melfest

Imagine writing a Dolly Style song. #melfest

They’re really working the lighting rigs, really impressive. #melfest

I really like this, hope it does well. #melfest

I assume there’s a sequin shortage in Stockholm tonight. #melfest

I think they might like Europe #melfest

Small crowd in. #melfest

Lovely muff. #melfest

Small but dangerous indeed! #melfest

Ah that one night of the year where I learn Swedish numbers higher than 7. #melfest

Anyway, I hope they have a lovely time in Basel anyway, and take the opportunity to get their accounts for 2025/26 done in good time. #Eurovision

Malta should complain about the excessive use of the word “hell” #Eurovision