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Fuelled by hot sauce and energy drinks. NUFC enjoyer.
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Great couple of days in Blackpool

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Can’t stop laughing at this

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In fact let’s just bring the Metz schnapps drink back

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Fell down a vintage tv advert rabbit hole last night…time well spent #BewareTheJudderman

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Troy Deeney in shit opinion shocker

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Having replaced my almost 10 year old iPad with a new model. I am no lightning cable free, hurraaaaah

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I can’t cope with this dog 😭

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Obi-Wan auditioning for the E.T. Sequel

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All day sesh at the Retro Arcade with the little one tomorrow. Cant wait. Pleases me she inherited my love of gaming

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Are people finally waking up? The real fight isn’t about bathrooms or drag queens—it’s about who holds power & at whose expense. Culture war is just a distraction, keeping working people too busy fighting each other rather than noticing who’s actually robbing us blind: billionaires—not each other!

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Right lads, I barely understand any of this. But if it doesn’t end up with Sela ‘sponsoring’ The Stack for £5 billion a year, then what’s the point #NUFC

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Building up a nice and worrying codependency with my Calm Carry device

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Listen and your ears will thank you. Well in fact they’ll thank Stella

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The fuck you say about wrestling, Kempner ?

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AEW's grand shambles - Grand Slam Australia was a leap too far stephaniechase.substack.com/p/aew-grand-...

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Going to miss the receptionist at the doctors when I finally get released from the nurses. She’s been nothing but nice to me

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Happy for Ricky Starks to get a chance in NXT. Very charismatic on the microphone

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People ringing me whose number I don’t have. If you don’t leave me a voicemail. I ‘ain’t calling you back

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Been off Twitter for about 3 weeks now. Haven’t even missed it

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We are 5 followers away from 1000. We follow everyone back. Please share!

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At the presentation night for Debs’ Rounders team. They’re playing ABBA ‘Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie’ so obviously I’m finishing it off with ‘A striker from Sweden’

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This is what social media was meant to be 💜

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Well if we going to win the Carabao, we have to beat the best. I know we haven’t beaten Liverpool since 2015. ‘Bout time that streak is broken, LET’S HAVE IT

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