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lordpyromon.bsky.social

Vtuber/PNGtuber/Video Essayist/Bachelor of Science in Digital Media Studies A cynical coffee mug that likes to complain about video games. Ask me about my thoughts on Halo or Sonic The Hedgehog if you want to feel bad. https://youtube.com/@lordpyromon?si

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I say fuck too much on here.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Gamers have the weakest wills of all time. Niggas will accomplish amazing feats in shit like dark souls but then buy a game for $80 or an overpriced piece of hardware they don’t need because of fomo. never include gamers in your uprising they will fold with 0 pressure.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

All I got from this is Bluesky needs more shitposters to balance out all the nerds.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

The Raymond Burr scenes in Godzilla King Of The Monsters has the same vibe as those videos of the guy splicing his OC into Spongebob episodes.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

YOU ALL CALLED ME CRAZY!!! I KNEW NINJA GAIDEN 4 WOULD MEAN THE RETURN OF THE HAYABUSA ARMOR!!!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Zaslav really did just cause irreparable damage for no reason

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

YouTube: have you considered that your videos suck and nobody wants to watch them? You should join our boot camp! Me: YouTube: no of course we haven't been showing your videos to subscribers consistently

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

What in the goddamn?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Indies are the future of gaming. Simple as that.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Finnick is such a cool character and they really had him go out in the worst way.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Rewatching Mockingjay rn for no particular reason

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Continuing to prove that there is no reason for this movie to exist. I was mostly joking when I said I wanted the live action version to be more like the book, but at least that would give it SOME reason to exist!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Makes sense why he’s stuck doing CW shows nowadays.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Then why the hell don’t they outsource some of the work on the Pokémon games too?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Crazy how the best multiplayer FPS in ages basically imploded overnight because the creator refuses to shut his dumbass mouth.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Aaand they ruined it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If I was more into Hollow Knight, I bet I'd be really fed up with the Silksong stuff by now lol

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Well, glad for having delivered your 2025 Halo game. Kinda.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Project Ekur officially debunked lol

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Funniest part is when they flashed Silksong on screen for like half a second during the handheld announcement. Like, industry people KNOW and are intentionally trolling at this point.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The most boring person you know is super excited about this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Perfect time to bring this back:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Genuinely one of the worst Xbox showcases in years I’m not even kidding. What the fuck was that?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

WHERE THE FUCK IS FABLE?!?!?!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The rumors were true, Persona 4 Revival is real! Cool.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

GUYS it’s Tony Hawk pro skater from Tony Hawk pro skater 3 and 4!!! It’s Tony Hawk Pro Skater from Tony Hawk pro skater 3 and 4!!!! I’m losing my fucking mind!!!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I cannot stress how little I give a shit about Solo Leveling.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

BREAKING BBETHESDA NEWS: They added fishing to Fallout 76 KILL ME!!! I WANNA DIE!!! BEING A BETHESDA FAN IS WORSE THAN HELL!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We’re only 40 minutes in but it already feels like 3 hours.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I love how Matt Booty gave a shout out to the Minecraft movie and the Fallout show but completely brushed over the Halo show.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They should make a Pokémon game where you play as a professor called Professor Yew.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Personally I don’t think it’s funny anymore when we have a world leader threatening “consequences” for people if they consider backing his opponents. The fact that it’s Elon doesn’t make this less terrifying.

I say fuck too much on here.

Gamers have the weakest wills of all time. Niggas will accomplish amazing feats in shit like dark souls but then buy a game for $80 or an overpriced piece of hardware they don’t need because of fomo. never include gamers in your uprising they will fold with 0 pressure.

All I got from this is Bluesky needs more shitposters to balance out all the nerds.

The Raymond Burr scenes in Godzilla King Of The Monsters has the same vibe as those videos of the guy splicing his OC into Spongebob episodes.

YOU ALL CALLED ME CRAZY!!! I KNEW NINJA GAIDEN 4 WOULD MEAN THE RETURN OF THE HAYABUSA ARMOR!!!

Zaslav really did just cause irreparable damage for no reason

YouTube: have you considered that your videos suck and nobody wants to watch them? You should join our boot camp! Me: YouTube: no of course we haven't been showing your videos to subscribers consistently

What in the goddamn?

Indies are the future of gaming. Simple as that.

Finnick is such a cool character and they really had him go out in the worst way.

Rewatching Mockingjay rn for no particular reason

Continuing to prove that there is no reason for this movie to exist. I was mostly joking when I said I wanted the live action version to be more like the book, but at least that would give it SOME reason to exist!

Makes sense why he’s stuck doing CW shows nowadays.

Then why the hell don’t they outsource some of the work on the Pokémon games too?

Crazy how the best multiplayer FPS in ages basically imploded overnight because the creator refuses to shut his dumbass mouth.

Aaand they ruined it.

If I was more into Hollow Knight, I bet I'd be really fed up with the Silksong stuff by now lol

Well, glad for having delivered your 2025 Halo game. Kinda.

Project Ekur officially debunked lol

Funniest part is when they flashed Silksong on screen for like half a second during the handheld announcement. Like, industry people KNOW and are intentionally trolling at this point.

The most boring person you know is super excited about this.

Perfect time to bring this back:

Genuinely one of the worst Xbox showcases in years I’m not even kidding. What the fuck was that?

WHERE THE FUCK IS FABLE?!?!?!

The rumors were true, Persona 4 Revival is real! Cool.

GUYS it’s Tony Hawk pro skater from Tony Hawk pro skater 3 and 4!!! It’s Tony Hawk Pro Skater from Tony Hawk pro skater 3 and 4!!!! I’m losing my fucking mind!!!!!

I cannot stress how little I give a shit about Solo Leveling.

BREAKING BBETHESDA NEWS: They added fishing to Fallout 76 KILL ME!!! I WANNA DIE!!! BEING A BETHESDA FAN IS WORSE THAN HELL!!!

We’re only 40 minutes in but it already feels like 3 hours.

I love how Matt Booty gave a shout out to the Minecraft movie and the Fallout show but completely brushed over the Halo show.

They should make a Pokémon game where you play as a professor called Professor Yew.

Personally I don’t think it’s funny anymore when we have a world leader threatening “consequences” for people if they consider backing his opponents. The fact that it’s Elon doesn’t make this less terrifying.

When did they himbofy Lenny & Larry?

This kind of shit does not happen in stable countries.