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lorenzmarcus.bsky.social
💙CEO, Security Geek (CCTV, Access Control). Technology Geek (WiFi, networks). Gamer, RPG’s, books, just a geek. Stage director, stage actor. Husband & Father. These neural pathways, most definitely diverge. Left leaning progressive. Yes, he’s a dictator💙
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Just had a thought—if the sitting President found out that Greenland isn’t actually as big as it looks on most maps (it appears about 5 times larger than it really is thanks to map distortions), do you think he’d lose interest in it?

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I have a question. Do the schools near the Whitehouse have to literal move? Are they close enough that they break some law about being that close to a sex offender?

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“Jurassic Park”—a cautionary tale about the dangers of letting your zoo’s IT guy work remotely.

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Good morning, beautiful humans

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I hate that I didn’t know this.

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Hey Smurfs. Remember, the sciences allow us to ANSWER life’s questions. But it’s the arts that allow us to ASK them in the first place.

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Remember smurfs, The Doctor once told us to be rebelliously positive and positively rebellious.

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Friend, director, and future comedy mentor (not that I really need one… 😉). Check out his book and grab a copy—or three! While they might not fit in a stocking, they’ll look fantastic under the tree. Plus, you’ll be supporting a talented artist!

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Be like Mark Hamill.

submitted 219 days ago • 845 comments

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.” HUMANS!

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Is there any man among us truly strong enough to pick up a stud finder and not hold it to their chest and announce “Found one”. Because I am not that man.

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Hey Smurfs. The first pic is of a personal security device. Pull on the cord and it emits an ear piercing noise. The other is of my 2 fur-babies who found said device and decided to play with it, activating it. It took me 20min to figure out where/what it was. Thought aliens were attacking. 😑

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@donlemonofficial.bsky.social Glad to see you. Looking forward to leadership, guidance, insight and as much snark as you can muster. #SmurfOn 💙💙💙

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Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

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Hey Smurfs. Do we have a secret handshake yet. Other than the tear stained cheeks and the “no fucks to give” look, how do I know it’s you on the street. 🥰💙💙💙

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Hey Smurfs, how are YOU going to help defeat Gargamel and his evil hoard today? Me? I’m gonna be hella nice to people, show people respect and make sure anyone who feels less than feels seen and heard today. Papa Smurf.

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@idinamenzel.bsky.social You are one of the reasons I hadn’t left X. I’m glad to see you are here. 💙

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These are the amount of fucks I give today. Also, it looks like she feel asleep WANTING to play with her toy, but just couldn’t today. I totally get that.

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I miss you Dad. Thanks to you & my boy for your service. Our veterans deserve access to Mental Health Care, especially in rural areas! Streamlined disability claims. Inclusion and equity in care for veterans who are women, people of color and/or LGBTQ+. Expanded crisis prevention & suicide support.

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Alright, who made this? 🤣

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Ummmm. Yup.

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Hello Smurfs. CEO who is passionate about tech: from securing spaces (CCTV, access control) to ethical hacking & network wizardry. Gamer & RPG fan, book lover, and stage performer when life calls. Exploring all geeky corners. Progressive and neurodivergent. Let’s connect and geek out together!

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Hello Blue Sky World! I hope everyone has taken the time to kick, scream, cry, or do whatever they needed for their mental health. So, what’s next on everyone’s list to make the world a better place? As for me, I want people to know that there is hope.

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