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Today at school, my kid learned about Picasso

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The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

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Parents-teacher meeting, act 1, scene 9: Parent: "My kid said you're a feminist" Me: :) Parent: "They didn't say that to insult you" Me: "W-Why...why would i be insulted?" If being a feminist is my legacy i'm fine with it 😎

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I am so fucking pissed. We told you. We fucking told you time and time again and you didn't listen.

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My anti-acid is my new best friend and i finally gained a few pounds 🎉

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Context: My aunt doesn't eat bread & my grandma doesn't like meat. Grandma: yeah we would often stop by that little dinner on the road, your aunt would order a hot-dog without the bun, and i would order one without dog. Me: ... Grandma: what? Me: Did... did it never occur to you to just share one?

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My face when

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A teacher and a 5yo waking up on a snow day: "Woohoo no school!"

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JK Rowling cheering for Trump 🙂 But hey, Harry Potter is so nice right?

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🙂🙃🫠

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Le PQ s'est abstenu de voter sur une motion pour contrer l'intolérance envers les personnes de la communauté LGBTQ+ chez nos jeunes ??? C't'une esti de honte ce qu'est devenu ce parti "progressiste". MBC doit être bin fier de ça. 👏🏻 Je ne vois pas le jour où je revoterai pour ce parti. 🤢

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Mood again.

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Si ta réponse à n'importe quoi qui se passe actuellement est: Ouin mais les wokes, musulmans, gais, trans, féministes ou autre groupe déjà tabassé de partout ben je t'annonce que tu fais parti du problème et que tu aides à normaliser des dirigeants totalitaires parce que t'aime pas du monde.

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I passed both 🎉🎉

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Throwing up spicy food. Some going through my nose. Getting a nosebleed. Happy sunday y'all and fml

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I went to the hairdresser. Apparently the reason i'm losing my hair so much is because the very composition of my hair is changing. The last time that happened was when my dad died. In case you were wondering just how bad last year was for me.

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Save me poutine week

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Ça fait 11 jours que je suis de retour comme prof. Aujourd'hui une élève est venue passer son midi avec moi à se confier et à partager ses questionnements sur son identité. Je réussirai peut-être pas à tous les rescaper niveau académique, mais au moins ils ont compris que je suis un safe space ❤️

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I somehow managed to get a passing grade on this AND on the following interview, so now i have to do two more exams to assess my reading and writing levels in english. Wish me luck

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Thanks to the new Instagram feature that shows you the latest reels your friends liked for ruining my day before i even got out of bed ✌️

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Mood

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About to start a new job on monday and i'm completely freaking out

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Got a doctor appointment for the first time in almost 6 years. As a ciswoman, my pap test was long overdue, but the doctor also prescribed complete blood work and urine testing. Even if i'm 99% sure my recent health issues were caused by stress, i'm still really anxious and i just want to weep.

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Morning #doodle day 9 Unfinished but already broken

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rest in piss

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"Every life form is made of cells, like a prison. Which is probably why existence is so depressing." Cunk is back ❤️

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Morning #doodle day 8 Confession: i have no clue how to draw men (and i don't really want to tbh (i mean have you seen women)) so little challenge from a reference picture Ma boi Edgar

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Morning #doodle day 7. Something a little different today for #horrorfriday My kid left the black marker out with no cap so we are doing raw pencil on paper until i get a new one

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Morning #doodle day 6 Frizzy

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First morning #doodle of 2025. You'll excuse me, i didn't take the time to ink this one yet, i'm exhausted.

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2024 was a shitshow. I started the year hopeful just to end up experiencing some of the worst emotional distress and heartbreak of my life. I'm approaching 2025 with caution, disillusionment and no more hope to be valued or chosen. This year i'll choose myself. Happy New Year. Good fucking luck

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