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lorgwalrus.bsky.social
Owned by Master @luckytheluckpup.bsky.social | I go by Fisher | Everyone's least favorite but lovable rascal | He/Him | Poly 🏳️‍🌈 | 📍Rhode Island hell I stream on twitch sometimes: https://twitch.tv/basic_ebear
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Why deep diving into the words Americano and Vegetable aids me in mentally dismantling colonial indoctrination. In this Ted talk I will...

oomfies try this

I have like three special interest projects I wanna work on and frankly the availability of options is causing me to just wanna stay in bed :(

oh you can’t filter feed thousands of small organisms from ocean water? krill issue

Peak

gaining clout by posting photos of my siblings dog >>> gaining clout by posting hoe. send skeet

something I miss from being in a Linux environment is having alt+tab only cycle through the active virtual desktop and not just every application I have open across all virtual desktops

"I can fix him" girlies and "I can make him worse" baddies truly out here trying to 'bring balance' just end up settling and making a whole echelon of "I can't"

Gay cruise rescues refugees from small boat adrift in Gulf of Mexico

unless you're bringing treats and delectables never talk to me or my plushie plant son again

purchasing a human form robot so I can remote into work and water the plants. send skeet

and I'm officially back at my apartment. Am I sad? Yes. Am I going to let myself be absorbed by the pain of distance from my love? No. This is a moment, not forever.

let's go two months of updates to my shit on computer taking up my idle game tending time

RFK: This vaccine rewrites your DNA and makes you die of rash and fever according to a blog I read and I will not rest until every trace of the project is thrown into a volcano Reporter: Regarding the deadly disease outbr— RFK: idk shit happens. Ask the disease guy, that’s someone else right

friday

as an anarchist I’ve been using condoms ever since someone told me raw is “law”

slack could always be down if we just believe it is

I really love that "succeeding in finishing an authored experience designed to be finished and enjoyed" is such a marker of resilience and character. I'm going to eat a meal at a high-end restaurant and call myself a survivalist.

WONKA: *quickly slamming a door labeled LICORICE WHIPS* That's not part of the tour. That's for something else

If you are an onion unfollow me the fuck now

anyways found out I incredibly enjoy being played with and playing with myself in front of others and if this isn't the year I set up a jff I don't know what will be.

Jasmine Crockett speaks for all of us. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

but actually what in the actual fuck are prices at airports like holy shit I'm taking a train from now on idgaf

And so my time in Texas is over.

We are just fucked beyond belief.

“Tesla de 0 a 1939 en tres segundos”

Dude they EGGED your car. In THIS economy. They paid good money to hate your ass!

Someone came out of the yarn room

Had to try Zoot Suit Samus

the dog seems unhappy

good news

The war boys in Fury Road screaming WITNESS ME but it’s me showing you this photo of a heron I took on the path outside our building while managing a two-year-old puppy who definitely wanted to lunge at the heron.

Neoliberal capitalism got you to purchase and participate in building your own surveillance society for the techno fascist oligarchy all while fawning how cool it was to build the cage and its bars.

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

Flashbacks to the stats in BG3 Early Access where almost every single player pursued at least one romance. People may not ADMIT to wanting sex and romance in games, but their behavior says otherwise, basically every time.