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AI just told me (not that I even asked. Stay in your pay grade, AI) that my home town is in a different county than it actually is. That’s great news for when the cyborgs are trying to hunt us down. Also, Mapquest>Skynet

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

A haiku for spring Flowers, grass, and trees Paid for with constant sneezing Totally worth it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m just saying, a REAL President could get someone back from El Salvador.

submitted 5 days ago • 73 comments

Oof. We’ve fallen so far, so fast.

submitted 2 days ago • 334 comments

Acquaintance : Ouch. Sciatica Me: I've found that hip shaking helps with mine. (demonstrates club moves and Shakira impersonation) Acquaintance: (Stares in "I would never") Ok. Well if nothing else works I'll try that. Me: (out loud) I hope you feel better. Also me: (internally) Fine. Suffer.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I would vacuum, but the dogs are napping. So rude to wake them up

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

#UkrainianView

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

RFK JR IS IN FACT WRONG!!! YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAND IT TO HIM

submitted 19 days ago • 34 comments

Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed. He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.

submitted 20 days ago • 2192 comments