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Be nicer to yourself, you dumb bitch.

submitted 16 hours ago • 19 comments

I once told a poet, “Go choke on the moon,” because it seemed like an insult at the time.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

If feelings could kill, I'd be dead.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

He doesn't even get that it's a cognitive impairment test

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

hits the blunt It's all fucking bullshit anyway.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Who up riding they high

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

TV: “Are you earthquake-prepared?” thinks about the 175 Hot Pockets in the freezer “Yes.”

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Anything is possible with a little duct tape over your voice of reason.

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

Sir Alexander Graham Cracker

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

The amount of shit I am fucking over is exhausting.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Everyone gangsta until you need to separate the yolk from the egg.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

getting married is kinda crazy like are we gonna be together forever or are we gonna end up on dateline someday?

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

You're right vodka, I can totally win her back with this late night drunkin text

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

I'm not above using hot dog water to entice admirers to my lair.

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

cthulhululemon sells overpriced tentacleggings

submitted 8 hours ago • 18 comments

Trace me like one of your dead bodies

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

if i could squeeze my brain out like a sponge i could tell people ‘sorry can’t, i’m brainwashing my car rn’

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

most threeways don’t go anywhere cuz no one ever knows who has the right-of-way

submitted 8 hours ago • 16 comments

my tummy is yelling at me to fart noises

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

take me back to when big mouth billy bass ruled the nation

submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

what if in bed when the urge to 'nacho' strikes, what then

submitted 6 hours ago • 27 comments

Take what you need: high five pat on the back gold star

submitted 7 hours ago • 14 comments

Your name has a nice ring of hell to it.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Will fly for pussy

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

becomes his own reply guy

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Reposting is for making people feel seen. Would you want to be ignored. Just saying.

submitted 12 hours ago • 10 comments

But did they even consider leaving Katy Perry out there in space?

submitted 13 hours ago • 9 comments

The cognitive dissonance of smelling pumpkin spice in April is jarring

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

*walking into work Guess I’ll save this place again.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I like your long skeet It looks hard -me flirting

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

I keep waiting for a post that says "will fly for pussy"

submitted 9 hours ago • 14 comments

so bored tonight I might floss

submitted 10 hours ago • 10 comments

waves hand This is the skeet you are looking for.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

I just want to make enough money to maintain the lifestyle my cats are accustomed to.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The dark side definitely has better drugs.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments