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Tourist attraction Cures warts. Visit Lostock Hall Henge: Some say this stone monolith was constructed by the Devil himself. Situated at the side of the Spar the Henge is open 7 days a week
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Next doors cat keeps trying to annex the conservatory.

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Not a lap cat. But occasionally she will drape herself over a knee.

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Me

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Delicious ears in tomato sauce available from the Co op now

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Fresh canned Radiation available from the Spar today

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Wooly giraffe Bollard @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

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Cut price Dyslexic Yorkshireman Headgear is on sale today at Academy Menswear

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Things making me grumpy today: Radio not charged up overnight - now making "beep" noises every 10 seconds to tell me its kaput. Water Rates & lying Thieving Bastards that is United Utilities. Medication run out and not re-ordered from the OOH emergency stock cupboard. Laziness.

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Absolute piss take. #Waterrates #Waterbill #UnitedUtilities Press release was 32% rise over 5 year period - not 28% overnight.

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Today I am mostly grumpy Numerous emails saying I can no longer forward patient information from my email account - I have to forward it to Admin who will then forward it on my behalf. So I have done. Then complaints Im forwarding too much to admin.

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Your mother knits socks in Hull....

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Cheese The devils food.

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Seventh swan son of a seventh swan son on the River Ribble portends the gravest of tidings. Old School Idles are playing the Legion in #LostockHall tonight

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The Screaming Head, formerly the voice that taunts you will be terrifying the innocent in his capacity as guardian of the waking moment He is & will always be the dread that haunts your dreams Also available for birthdays, bar mitzvah, bad mitzvahs, wakes & after sacrifice motivational speaking

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Sunday is the day to expunge your demons. If you are possessed or know someone who is, take advantage of the two for one offer tomorrow in #LostockHall

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Strap em down! It's going to get bumpy...

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The first buds on the crispy bacon tree are appearing despite the current weather - signalling that Spring is just around the corner.

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Led by Donkeys projected this onto the Tesla factory in Berlin - I love them. More cartoons, more lampoons more jokes and the 4 years will not seem quite so unbearable. They want us to be afraid because they are afraid that if people see though the masks and the mist they are finished.

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

In tune with Lancashire

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Sent a seat back to MotoGB last week after they sent me the wrong one (they dont have the one I ordered) They got it on Wednesday 15th. Emailed them on Friday re:refund. Got this reply on Monday... Why "later in the week"? Still waiting.

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Perhaps its me. But wronguns in the news today (22/1/25) all look like proper wronguns you would not wish to meet on a dark night.

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Good on him. Corporation St Bus Gate is a colossal waste of time and only serves to boost the coffers of Preston Council.

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Verdict: Local Indian take aways hoover bag contents have more taste and spiciness than these nuts.

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Axel Rudakubana, 18, pleads guilty to murdering three girls in knife attack in Southport

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Things I would buy if they had existed:

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I do wish the social media wars would hurry up and get finished. I struggle to find the time to dedicate to more than one platform. Can Twitter not just hurry up and implode?

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Series 1 of WING IT with @shootimpro.bsky.social is complete! That's four episodes of improvised comedy on BBC Sounds (plus the pilot with Mike Wozniak in the chair). It was so much fun to record and I hope you enjoy listening.

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Broke a personal record this morning. Another day alive!

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Happy 2025 everyone - stay safe out there

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Artist: So, how would you like to be painted young lady? Girl: With my favourite fish... Artist: Is that a good idea, the fish might die. Girl: WITH MY FISH. Artist: OK. Girl: Also, holding hands with this drunk cat...

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In May 2025 you will be able to buy shares in #BreatheBritish Air. From February there will be "air appreciation" events in cities and at selected landmarks, where people can experience the product in person, with activities focused on environmental awareness and clean air advocacy.

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I'm wondering if the charity shop will realise I've added Clangers and a Clanger Music Boat to Wings of Love, the 1972, kitsch-classic painting by Stephen Pearson... #stealth #ninja #art #illustration

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Sister Felicity Immaculate, Mother Superior of the order of Eternal Indifference sends you holiday blessings.

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