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lotswife.online
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My first words as a baby were "goo goo ga ga", mocking my immigrant parents' broken English.

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments

need it to be fat boyfriend Friday soon or I'll kms

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

just found a guy named Judson

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

sorry kitten didn't mean to go crazy style on those mangos

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

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leftover birria taco gonna run through me like tomb raider tonight

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

decided I wanted a roasted sweet potato in an hour so I simply put one in the oven. life is so beautiful

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

some of you should wait for skinny dick saturday to post

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I found this picture of my beautiful great aunt Qasima before the Islamic Revolution in Iran. Can she get a few likes?

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

happy gay guy friday to all who celebrate

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

so there's this biblical allegory 🫦....

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

went to trader joes and they put me in stirrups and pulled out the speculum

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

I need to have kids with a beautiful dyke

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

If you're pure of heart you can drunk drive without harming anyone

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

me and the other eunuchs are fomenting palace intrigue without you because we fucking hate your vibe dude :/

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Wait…..they don’t love you like I love you

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

if you thumbs up react something on teams chat I will kill myself on the next video call we're on together

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

alt text on your selfies.... how masturbatory....

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

every other post is this or a mid white guy selfie GET ME OUT OF HERE

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

almost cyberbullied a man within an inch of his life and then saw his penis. lowered my gaze and minded my own business

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

love you boots but let's wrap it up baby

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

what if I give myself gout with deli meats. what then

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

I am sick of scrolling past sodomites. Where are the beautiful women with brilliant minds

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

This feels unserious

submitted 106 days ago • 5 comments

found out my Internet crush is 5'8 and went flaccid midgoon

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

writing thank you notes to those who enjoy my poetic voice (posting)

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

lotswife.hamberder

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I am a content (/kənˈtɛnt/) creator

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