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Watching Summer House, which is such a fascinating portrait of arrested development. Jesse Solomon is a 31-year-old man, why is he behaving this way. But you could say the same thing about Carl (40) or Kyle (42).

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Obviously far from the biggest indignity but every federal worker getting blasted a Saturday night “defend your paycheck” email from the world’s most annoying drug addict is such a pain in the ass

submitted 21 hours ago • 15 comments

When a train is allegedly arriving and you can’t even see it in the distance, that’s an invisible train and it’s good luck.

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Sext.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Subject to change, I ranked all 50 of the films nominated at the Oscars this year.

submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

Why is this the realtor talking to any couple on House Hunters.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

More of my impeccable food photography. Open-faced egg salad and arugula on toasted sourdough.

submitted 23 hours ago • 7 comments

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 1 day ago • 584 comments

Said “what the fuck” about 20 times while trying to gather tax information and upload various forms and that was just in the service of MAKING AN APPOINTMENT WITH A PROFESSIONAL.

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Thinking about getting really into James Bond now that Amazon is in control.

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In terms of difficulty, clues on Pop Culture Jeopardy! are either “this country artist who will always love you has a theme park named Dollywood” or “on The Big Bang Theory, Stuart once mentioned he got a paper cut from this issue of The Fantastic Four.”

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I’ve now seen every single Oscar-nominated film.

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Can’t stop saying “Sarah Snook” like “baba doooook” oh no.

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We’re being bamboozled.

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Why do people still say “male-identifying” and “female-identifying”? I’m not sure what problem this is supposed to solve. A person who identifies as male or female is male or female.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Important to stop phrasing & headlining things as "Trump does XXX" (e.g. "Trump fires all USPS heads and integrates it under Commerce"); we can simply say he is purporting to do XXX, or claiming the power to do XXX. Mere fact of a president saying he did something doesn't will it into existence.

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I don’t know if anyone’s noticed, but Stephen King adaptations have been lacking for a while now. I wrote about how The Monkey gets it right for Vulture.

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I sort of think Sandoval and Dolo should hook up.

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“Why aren’t we all talking more about Bess Wohl?” being the first line of Sara Holdren’s Liberation review… So true, I am always saying this.

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I still can’t believe Danielle tweeted this yesterday, and that production didn’t intervene. Annoying on multiple levels!

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Thanks to Peacock’s creative definition of 9 p.m., we are starting the new episode. #TraitorsUS

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