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‘Eyes like Bambi but a face that says go f**k yourself’ I wear an astonishing amount of leopard print.
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Had a mad Monday showing my new best friends around our gaff. Absolutely bloody delightful. Yes this is a massive brag no you shut up

Everything is really dumb

Ok I have to know what lipstick kaitlyn dever is wearing in ep 1 of apple cider vinegar. I must know someone who knows

Remember when the worst thing you could do as a person was show any part of your socks those were good days

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I’m eating wholemeal toast new year new me

That feeling when you’re up early ready for work but first you need to sit on top of a car outside Specsavers

Hot take I know, but Trump is SUCH a BABY

My son, in an absolutely enormous queue just now in Dunelm. MUMMY WHY IS THIS SO AWFUL

A fusilli, pineapple, carrot and pea pizza. Dealers choice. ❤️‍🔥

I over baked my tofu guys

My child awoke for a wee the second poirot gathered them all in the boardroom to tell us who did it no respect for the process that kid

One HUNDRED percent true

Unashamedly cosied up in my parents spare room with a fan heater going full blast. They’ll never know til they get the leccy bill and by then I’ll be LONG GONE

I wish Americans would stop calling everything a casserole it’s very confusing

Also - say hi to Turi everyone @freewaydiva.bsky.social

I just made vegan Welsh rarebit and added ham and cheese so if we’re splitting hairs technically TECHINCALLY it wasn’t vegan

This is my 2025 sorted. #drunkebaying

My New Year’s resolution is to stop just boringly turning up to stuff and saying things. This gals gonna start making appearances and delivering remarks like a total fucking champ.

The naked ladies have arrived. If they can get on board with #justlikegwynethpaltrow they’re welcome tbh

Aaarrrrraaaaaaasss #worlddartschampionship

Who’s looking out now, Wenceslas, you prick

Port happened I have a 3 yr old I might die

When are we aiming for the collective debilitating heartburn? 11? Earlier? See you then.

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

“Mummy, Santa’s eaten half the mince pie, Rudolph’s eaten half the carrot but ALL THE BRANDY IS GONE” The magic of Christmas bbz