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Crafty • Plant Mom • Recovering perfectionist • Mostly here to say the things I can't say in front of children.
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Not my daughter's bestie got me wanting to have a roller skate party for myself

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Danielle Allen, the authoress you are

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It's looking real "cat lady-ish" at this point

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I just wanna know what's for lunch. I'm tired of deciding

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May we free ourselves from the shackles of white polish on toes this summer. Amen.

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I don't think my indoor plants realize how good they have it. The outdoor plants are about to fight for their life during a storm, and they're in here chilling.

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I finally finished the yoke! Now to split for sleeves and work on the bawdy 😊

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After literally months, I'm finally back to doing just my job. No more double duty

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Alright, I've had my morning tea. The day can commence.

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If you didn’t grow up with Blue Magic or Murray’s in your house 🗣️ DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FOLLOW 👏🏾 ME.

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This whiskey's got me feeling pretty

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Between the Derby and the Met Gala, my brain doesn't know what to obsessively learn about more

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I need the warm weather to come back. I'm tryna be cute on a rooftop somewhere

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Might get a lil buzzed and do something drastic. Spice my life up a bit

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My strawberry plant is starting to flower!

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Got cute, took pictures. I then stared at them too long, and now I hate them. A vicious cycle

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I want to find a farm that will let me feed baby goats and pet cows

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I have a treasure trove of vocal stims being wasted on an unappreciative child

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Effie, we all have pain!

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REGULATOOOORS! Mount up!

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Dammit. Now Heartbreak Hotel is gonna be stuck in my head. Again.

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All this drama because you couldn't stay in a side chick's place, smh #BeyondTheGates

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If nothing else, the ward team on #BeyondTheGates is gonna put one of these characters in a bewt of some sort

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Every time my baby asks about getting back with her dad, I sing "we are never getting back together" to her. She doesn't find it as funny as I do

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The 23rd of loneliness And we don't taaalk like we used to doooo

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I get the most random lyrics stuck in my head

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That's why your mama told you that you couldn't go out, stay in the house

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Are you down to be a distraction?

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It's not even noon, and I've had 3 crises calls to deal with. Jesus, be a fence

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Nothing could've prepared me for the FMC in this book to have an addiction to lean. Got this lady participating in YN activities

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TGI Friday's used to have this brisket dish with the best mashed potatoes. Only time I didn't mind those fried onion thingies

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Joel McHale ruins everything he touches.

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Good morning from my little garden. The strawberries are growing so fast 🥹

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A stomach bug sure will humble you

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I think I might try candle making. Those water candles on TikTok look cute

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"What are you bringing to dinner?"

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Got a thing for you, and I can't let gooo

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Something light. Some steaks, ribs, hot dogs for the chirren, greens, baked mac and cheese, deviled eggs, and caramel fudge brownies.

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This lady thinks I'm playing. The only thing I don't feel confident making is her greens, but that ends today. Come Thanksgiving, I'mma retire her from cooking the meals

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Why does caramel cost $8 at the grocery store? Nah, we got caramel at home

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They got the suburban meemaws and pop pops out here protesting outside the city council building

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