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Nothing like a hot bath right before a depression nap

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Love this so much. Porygon has always been my fave Pokemon :)

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I could really go for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, sounds so fuckin good rn

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Ive been homesick for the last 8 years but im finally getting close to being able to move back to town

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

A huge glob of ear wax came out of my ear three days ago and I’ve been riding that high ever since

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If the game ends up in development hell I’m blaming PLUEY

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

🚨🫵 perv alert

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Animals are probably like five times smarter than the average person gives them credit for

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hey you little shits Like my #art and stuff I'll draw for you Then take your money Then send it to you Then hug you #artist #commissions #drawing #anatomicalheart #heart #posca

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Gay cuddling

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It really sucks that I always get in the move to drive right after I get drunk lmao I wanna go somewhere but I can’t even pee straight

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

ken sent me this please enjoy

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

Ha! That’s dolphin humor for ya.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If I did art I’d make a drawing of Mario and Bowser spit roasting Peach and high fiving each other

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

If you take your significant other out on a date and you end up going to the store together, take them to the greeting card isle and pick cards for each other. When you’re done just put them back. Free wholesome moment.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX YEARS I AM FREE OF CREDIT CARD DEBT

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

FRANKENSTEIN

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Why is freedom always depicted as standing in a field with your arms out? No one’s stopping you. I’ve stood in a field with my arms out once and all I did was scare the crows away

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

You know Teachers and Catholics get called out about child abuse all the time, but not enough people point out the hundreds of victims of sexual abuse amongst the Southern Baptist churches

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Aw man I just remembered that brief period of time where I had switched from iTunes to Songbird

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the guy who’s behind the counter at my local GameStop every time I go in. Me and my coworkers all talk shit on him. It’s like comic book guy irl. And lemme tell ya it’s annoying as shit, fuckin douchebag, I hate shopping here when you’re here

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man if I could afford a PlayStation…

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s my idea for an Annoying Orange spinoff: The Pleasant Orange. Everyone enjoys his company and he is charming and innocent

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The greatest television performance of all time. Future Islands performing “Seasons (Waiting On You)” on Letterman 2014. The one that made David Letterman say “I’LL TAKE ALL OF THAT YOU GOT!”

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Alligator with new phone: “I’m gonna give croc a dial”

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Brought my bf over and played Donkey Kong Country for them and explained why it’s genius

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Best non chocolate candy?? 1. Airheads Extremes Belt 2. Starbursts 3. Skittles 4. Sour Patch Watermelon 5. Sweet Tarts Ropes 6. Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers 7. Fun Dip 8. Soft gummies 9. Smarties 10. Jolly Rancher Anything you like that’s not on my list?

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

dk country :3

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

My very lazy contribution of Orfs adorable stoner boy

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

I have been saying this

submitted 143 days ago • 33 comments

Is anyone else hornier in the morning than at night lol

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I just heard that Latinos are boycotting coca-cola so if you do make this I’m recommending mixing it with Jarritos cola or even Sidral Mundet instead

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

submitted 255 days ago • 1244 comments

Have you ever tried a Kalimoxto? It’s just equal parts cheap red wine and cola. Try it sometime!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"put my girlfriend on the phone, i need her right now"

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

Guess who made gum pie! Nobody. Why would anyone make gum pie? Think about it, stupid. It would be terrible. 🙄 fucking dumbass.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Apple used to make iPod Socks in lieu of cases for iPod nano. I wore one on my cock

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

No one interacted with this post and it’s yet another indicator that there is something wrong with y’all

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Hmmm I’m sexually attracted to The Numbler

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

nice bonerhole, dweeb

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I love alien characters that try to disguise themselves as human but their alienness comes out from time to time. My friend says it’s because I spent too much time in the closet

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

consciousness is blah blah quantum whatever large hadron collider something something 11 dimensions quack quack quack quack quack quack quaaaaaaack

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

One thing I like about furry porn over regular porn is the lack of exploitation in it’s production. No one got hurt in the making of a Braeburned drawing

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sad that elf ears aren’t real they’re so fucking hot

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

“Your watching too much gay porn without shame” Au contraire, the bottoms are always blushing

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