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songs; stories; stuff. I intend to go down swinging.
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The internet didn’t make us stupid — veering to video content really did, though.

Welcome Back (1976) John Sebastian

this is not a sentence I ever thought I would need to assemble in any language, but 1958 feels like a really late year for a dead Pope to explode

Easter Greetings from our Stanbrook Abbey Press collection. Operated by cloistered nuns of the English Benedictine Congregation of Our Lady of Consolation, the press printed works by Thomas Merton, Siegfried Sassoon, and Raïssa Maritain. This card is one of many of the press's fine art cards.

I don’t know how to break this to you but the… “God” that watched his son catch a hot one on that hill will definitely let you lose a trade war

The books are undeniably good and she undeniably sucks.

Job creation: for a reasonable price, I will listen to your song and fix that one thing that you’re not hearing. Somebody should be doing this. Producers, I guess WHY DOES TAYLOR SAY ‘TALKS REAL SLOW’ when she means ‘TALKS REAL LOW?’ My God, it tortures me.

Hoop dreams dashed, but I’m proud of the Tide.

Does everything have to be a subscription now? Why can’t I just go to a store and buy something? For God’s sake, bring back malls.

Y’all. The Youth are out here believing that any piece of written word that contains an em dash has to be AI-generated… I appreciate you being prepared to drag AI, but do not come for the most useful punctuation in the game!

Currently appearing at UK bus-stops. More of this pointed ridicule, please.

"Canadians want to be the 51st state" bro do you know how angry you have to be with the United States to intentionally go out and purchase Canadian-made toothpaste? because I'm there.

Here’s a niche skeet (ugh): I’m a proud music snob but when I hear someone trying to be snobby about Kathleen Battle, implying she shouldn’t be listed among the greatEST sopranos, I will fight a whole town of snobs and win.

If I had to perform or even breathe air in the same zip code as Cynthia Errivo, I’m sorry, but I would simply and happily remove myself from Earth.

EAT HER LUNCH!

Imagine a world where you never learned or tried anything new, you just kept pushing the button for another pellet like a rat.

Let me tell you something Susan… and you better hear me well

Reigniting my annual protest, now on a new platform, that @netflix.com canceled #JulieAndThePhantoms.

I mean, Jimmy Carter eradicated the guinea worm! Among his many other accomplishments in his 100 years, he did that because it needed to be done and he thought he could help make it happen. He was a great — and, honestly, perhaps the only even half-good — American.

In 1980, my Christian elementary school held a mock election. This 3rd grader voted for Jimmy Carter because he seemed the most Christian. He did not get many other votes in the lunchroom or otherwise that day, but I was right and he did nothing but prove it every day after that.

Yes, yes, yes. I saw Mavis a few years ago at a small show. I went alone and was on the front row. During “Reach Out and Touch a Hand,” she held out her hand to me and I reached out and transcended this Earthly plane.

We somehow managed to have two very small holiday gatherings in our house this month and I felt something like a version of myself from a long time ago that was a pretty good version. Like, Fun Al Who Did Things Besides Work.

Is Threads just all grifters? Why is that all I see?

Last night in London, this happened. Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥

Me facing 2025

The warning about "decivilization" didn't come after any one of a number of school shootings. It didn't come after January 6. It was after a health insurance company CEO's shooting wasn't received with national mourning: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Vulture: "Hey Joe, how would you like to write about the year's best performances in film? Maybe do a top t—" Me: "—seventeen with a bunch of honorable mentions?? I'm in!" www.vulture.com/article/the-...

I really can’t get over Andre Braugher being gone.

Cynthia Errivooooooo! Lord, have mercy.

Surf and turkey. Surf ‘n turkey. Surfin’ Turkey. Release the Turken. Thighdra.

I got too excited by starter packs and followed a whole list of authors who post about the joys of writing. I can’t be doing with this.

It’s Christmastime in Birmingham… photos from Joey Amberson

Agreed. TD might be our most charming living American man.