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Not drowning, but waving 6 years sober #hatnonce
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Xi is channelling Michael Corleone in his dealings with Trump: "Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally".

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Will Keir Starmer be allowed to say she crashed the economy?

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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

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American society seems to be comprised of a left faction & a right faction going round saying to each other: "Don't tell *me* what to do"

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Fresh cow-vomit milk to go in your tea? Ooooh... yes please!

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Buying ryanair flights without a single add-on

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One of the work place terms I always find confusing is 'soft copy'. When people say it, I always think: "Paper. Paper is soft is soft, isn't it? That's what they must mean". I usually end up having to go for a lie down

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So you all like Rory McIlroy now, eh? Can you name any of his other songs apart from 'Bad Penny'?

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On my wander home last night, I saw someone burning the midnight oil beneath their mansard/gambrel roof; I so hope it was an artist, poet, or writer. 'And some sit late filling books with tall words until the birds whistle, Trying to see what we are and what we wanted to be.' - Alasdair Gray

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Monday.

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What our dog smells of today: Damp bus ticket found in pocket of filthy oilskin raincoat hanging on the door of an abandoned bothy.

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Just another example of the genius level of the 47 administration. And yes, Rubio is the brainiac of the bunch. #DemVoice1

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Replaced my lawn with wildflowers last year. Wasn't sure if they'd grow back this year

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RFK Jr's second wife, Mary, killed herself by hanging after discovering his journal of ex-marital affairs...

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Sunday

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I have a joke about the Cruxifixction, and I've nailed it

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"did you just pluralize Milf to 'Milves'?"

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