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I say we take off and fire Seymour from an old-timey circus cannon in orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

- Can't remember the last time a GP was this boring. Monaco is better than this. - vcarb struggled to turn on their tyres with the colder temps. - I know they wanted to try something different with LiLaw/Sainz, but wtf was that strategy from Williams & vcarb? Absolute nothing burger. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Former F1 Academy drivers Hamda Al Qubaisi and Amna Al Qubaisi secured a podium finish in their first ever endurance race!! The sisters placed P3 in the Liger European Series at Circuit Paul Ricard | #LigerEuropeanSeries

Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company IG 3sixteen

#F1 #JapaneseGP 1/ Qualifying is done, congrats to Max for pulling one out of nowhere to secure poll, although the stand out performances for me were Bearman for dragging a Haas into Q3, ditto Hadja while his car literally had him by the short 'n' curlies.

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They're undermining democracy across the globe 😓 #nzpol #AtlasNetwork

Somewhat farcical FP2 with all those red flags *insert Nyan Cat music here* with many drivers getting stiffed, but I think it's fair to say it was a much better showing from LiLaw and that both vcarbs are looking racy, at least on single lap pace. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Although we shouldn't read too much into any FP1 I think that was a solid start for LiLaw and a great one for Tsunoda. For me I hope to see LiLaw match or better Hadjar by the end of FP3, depending on what their respective run plans are of course. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Today Health Minister Simeon Brown wouldn’t say whether he thinks abortion is healthcare.

funniest fucking way to violate the One China policy lmao

I'm no Sophie stan but I've got this song stuck in my head, so catchy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nc8...

god i'm tired of "the *real* reason trump does [x]" articles, we've been through this for an entire presidential term already, he does this shit because he's stupid, i don't need the very clever boy brigade to voxsplain it to me

The EU is coming for TwitterX. A fine of $1 billion is being prepared.

"they hate our beef" is the new "they hate our freedoms".

a quick explainer on why tariffs mostly don't work: 1) the core idea behind a tariff is "we will encourage people and companies to buy domestic X rather than foreign X" (lumber, steel, blueberries, whatever). Which makes a kind of sense on a very basic level

From the RNZ live blog, I think the confusion about where the numbers come from can be resolved by not assuming they have some kind of factual basis to match them to.

giggity

Trump: "The U.S. is going to take over the Panama Canal and Greenland." Denmark: "Hold min øl."

BREAKING: More journalists have died in Gaza since Oct. 7, 2023 than in both World Wars and other major wars, combined. Our new report outlines the costs of war to journalists – and the journalism we all rely on. [THREAD, 1/8] watson.brown.edu/costsofwar/p...

Have you ever… My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #Policing #Māori

This ruru or New Zealand morepork posed quite patiently and undeterred by my presence. I got some of my best ruru images that day and I left him in peace just as I found him.

You will struggle to read more craven statements from a PM than these. Attempting to blame the opposition for a wishing to see democracy functions as it is intended, calling it ‘political’ and in general trying to place the blame for a situation that is entirely of his making, on someone else.

Meanwhile in UK Public Transport, the bus named "Bussy Galore" 😁

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

John Campbell shows empathy for rangatahi in prison, says facts & gets accolades; a young brown woman MP does the same & is subjected to a deranged media circus. Todd Muller's breakdown gets the kid-glove treatment; Golriz is still being hunted like prey. If only this phenomenon... had a NAME??

Missed this #seal #severance

I'd never tried for Ghura the Hunter as I couldn't be bothered with the Stygian fortress at al-Merayah, but now that it's gone I've got myself a brand new Care Bear (with a regular thrall for scale)! #ConanExiles

Feel like the Deputy Prime Minister going off the deep end into conspiracy theory lala land should warrant the level of media attention currently being disingenuously applied to Tamatha Paul doing her job and doing it damn well.