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I love learning new things, and posting about random things.
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I've never liked nor watched any hockey games before, until yesterday.

I keep hearing bot this bot that but even they don't want me 😞

Having a best friend is the difference between getting bored to death to annoying them to death

Happy National Hot Chocolate Day~

Believe in what you believe in! ..unless I don't agree. Now that would cause a problem.

NEW LORE UNLOCKED 💚💙💜 SRGC qualify for Challengers NA!! Looking forward to the season 💪 #SRWIN #ChallengersNA

Imagine being the first and biggest innovator on online druga marketing and retailing and you get released a few years later because someone thought it would be funny

Since I work slightly above minimum wage, I can now say from my very safe position that we shouldn't raise it anymore!

Hey y'all! The weather machine is currently under maintenance and thus cannot be used for the next 3 weeks. Soz - Globalist Head Weather Engineer

Breaking! Popular AI-Detector extension Ligma has been backdoored and millions of users are now AI bots too. 2027

Boasting to my boss that I did the job using 3 additional hours while he's planning for an all nighter migration is fun.

The company's Nintendo Switch has disappeared on my first day. Coincidence? I think not!

They want a picture of me. How presomtpuous! Reporting them to the IRS right this instant (they're my new employers and I'm Canadian).

"Einstein didn't do good in school", I say as I cry after seeing my failed grade in cope.

The election interference from our American billionaire neighbors and bot farms are going to go craaazy for Canada.

I love the gym sign language where neither parties are willing to remove their earbuds until signs cant convey what you want in under 10 seconds.

It's easier to fool someone who thinks he cannot be fooled. Just like how you can't think of how you can fall for phishing emails, the next generation would probably do the same to AI scams.

I had a dream where I was good at Valorant. I instantly realized it was a dream.

Popping my 5th bag of popcorn of the day watching the civil war happening on Twitter. FAFO has reached the 2nd phase!

Hugs release oxytocin which increases happiness and reduces stress. So come here sweet cheeks and give me that hug 🫂

Me when I mistakenly assume 100 lbs = 100 kg 😭

I can safely say that I lift >100lbs now. Dad, I can finally lift you!

If we tax the rich, then the rich will have to pay taxes. It's a slippery slope.

I have this thing where I feel like I’m bothering ppl whenever I try to talk/spend time w/ them so I’ll ignore them first before they have a chance to get annoyed with me.

People complain about the New Year's flood of new gymers but I honestly just wish they get through the first few weeks of pain. #virtuesignaling #slay

You never truly know someone until you've lived with them. > So many friendships/relationships have broken off after going on vacation with people or simply taking them as roommates.