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lpp.bsky.social
I work at Defector. @lppny on IG and the bad site. 🇻🇪 [email protected]
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"Immediately a horde of my coworkers began clowning my adherence to good computer hygiene, and even more so when I mentioned that I have been known to restart my computer four or five times a day." 🎁 defector.com/restart-your...

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

It’s been said before and better, but one of Andor’s most endearing qualities is how much fun it clearly has pointing out that most Imperials are just careerist bureaucrats.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

I fear I have slipped into Coffee Guydom without even noticing it was happening.

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

I have blogged my sage advice: restart your damn computer. defector.com/restart-your...

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Did I go to bed late in order to cheese the uber boss before the patch nerfed Maelle? Am I paying the price for it this morning? You tell me.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Stuck between cracking up at the developers nerfing Clair Obscur’s completely busted Maelle build tomorrow and trying to kill the uber boss before they do because I’m too lazy to learn how to actually beat it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My dad weighs in on the Chicago Pope:

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Stop ratioing me, I know this part isn’t normal. But once a day, do it!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Being bullied at work for giving a totally reasonable suggestion (restart your damn computers at least once a day!).

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

Chicago Pope should have come out to Sirius.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

The White Sox tanked last season for this.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The new Pope is from Chicago and went to Villanova, I fear he might be the Anti-Christ.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Chicago Pope, that city is going to be unbearable now.

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

Lapsed Catholics, this is our time.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Surprise: the new Pope’s name Jeff

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I think the ending of Clair Obscur’s Act 2 can best be summarized by “Oops!”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

That penalty by Vitinha was so fucking horrid that I'm now rooting for Arsenal. Absolute trash.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

lmao they released Among Us 3D yesterday and the Steam reviews are full of people getting banned from in-game voice chat for saying fucked up shit in private games

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I just have to share that I was taking a sip of water when that last Lamine shot was barely saved by Sommer, and I choked on it, proving that soccer is actually detrimental for your health.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not even mad at this, just bummed that Barca came back three times (twice down 2!) and couldn't get it across the finish line.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You can't gameplan Yann Sommer going god mode, you just can't.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Yann Sommer has entered Nemesis Tier.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Soccer is the worst, and it's GOING to kill me.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Soccer is the best, and it's trying to kill me.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Repost the post @838carlisle.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Yann Sommer, I have seen you goalkeep for Switzerland, you are not this good, please stop.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

hahahahahahaha oh my god

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It may be bad for my heart and blood pressure, but jesus, just have Barca-Inter every year, this is BONKERS.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Only one man can save Futbol Club Barcelona:

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments