Profile avatar
lsbloom.bsky.social
Retired from public safety 911. Now I’m a liberal , weed smoking Grandma. Worked too damn long under the patriarchal yoke. Women are not property. Formerly BloomUtopia on Leon’s social. Slightly sarcastic. Oh and I knit.
39 posts 67 followers 95 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 12 Comments 28

Last night I dreamed about bugs crawling all over me. And having sex with Melon Husk. I don’t know which one creeped me out the most.😳

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Am I limping? Why yes I am. What did I do? I pulled a groin muscle. How the hell did you do that? I don’t know. Maybe- *When I cleaned up shit, stripped the covers/pillows from the dog bed and got them in the wash (she’s an old dog and has accidents). 1/

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

How do I explain to someone that their cat probably has lung cancer, and secondary sarcoma mainly caused by second hand smoke? I like this person and they are suffering also from the effects of cigarettes. I don’t want to guilt shame them. Smh, maybe I’ll be kind instead.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

This Midwest “in between”season gives us 40 mph gusts and a chorus of banshees keening through the bare branches.

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

Garbage On the counter melon husk I threw it out with Elon Musk. My dog just took a massive dump I scooped it up, along with Trump. In the pantry, stale freetos I tossed them out with Marge Three Toes. In the fridge the milk is rancid Down the sink with JD Vance-id.

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments

Help us build our following on BlueSky Follow Retweet Repeat AltYelloNatPark™️ @altyellonatpark.org

submitted 155 days ago • 14 comments

Oh f**k oh F**k, he’s gonna try and name Rudy G as AG via a recess appointment, isn’t he? CHAOS, thy name is Donald. 🍊💩

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

So who is the 🍊💩 going to nominate for AG now that Gaetz has withdrawn? Joe Arpaio?

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

We all fell down the damn rabbit hole, didn’t we?

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

This one just showed up about a week ago.

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment

Mighty big cat there you got, old lady…

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

I have a large bag full of dog feces-can I mail it to a certain incel in Berwyn, IL?

submitted 168 days ago • 2 comments