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Been a while! But I’m happy to report I still have a weiner. I am unhappy to report, however, that my second weiner has yet to grow in 😢.

Hey y’all, just fyi the user @jaymike01.bsky.social is a scammer’s account and is currently impersonating me and catfishing people across several social media. I’ve reported them to Bluesky, who has not responded.

BRICKED so I hit up that twink-dad who works at the macaron place for a pound-out but found out he’s off for a vasectomy…asked him to take my dick anyway, he called me insensitive but is still lettin’ me hit it so long as I don’t slap his balls with mine…that’s why I’m icing my nuts in his driveway.

Life update: recently watched the cartoon Over the Garden Wall. Loved it. Kinda got a fruit fly problem going on at my place. Took a shower today. Still smell like dick 🤷. Anyway here’s me naked.

Just being a dumb cumbrained himbo who can’t stop getting hard at the gym 🤷

Spot me? Idk what I’m doing. But spot me?

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