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lucasbae.bsky.social
Pocket gay. Glamcock. Playa name is baby Jesus. I love Palm Springs, ayahuasca, and The (Dixie) Chicks. I’m in talent acquisition for biotech. @lucasbane28 on insta.
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If you dry off with a stinky towel, then you will smell like a stinky towel. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Red velvet really had a moment in the late 2,000’s.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Every journalist needs to be hounding Trump about illegal migrants working at his properties. When will they be arrested? What about them?

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever need to visit the #SocialSecurityAdministration, I suggest dousing yourself in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. You'll get the same result but it will be less painful.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

John Lithgow has been 65 for forty years.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

One of the only things that doesn’t make me feel old these days is shopping malls. You wanna feel like time has stood still for the last 20 years go to the mall.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Did someone order a ridiculously large Telfar? (It was me.)

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t had the energy to move the alt over here yet…

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t care if Biden’s pardon looks improper. Garland didn’t want to appear improper and now the criminals are back in charge of the country.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Should I quit paying for Grindr and maybe put that money towards a legit dating app? 🤔🧐🤔

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

@timmiller.bsky.social thank you for calling out the old men in the locker room blow drying their balls. It needed to be said. 🤣 Some even leave behind a pile of baby powder. 🤢

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Can confirm BlueCry is funny and should be embraced because so little effort was put into this put down lol

submitted 139 days ago • 10 comments

The idea that Bluesky is insular and X is a place for diverse views is a fallacy. X is based on an algorithm rigged to push the views of Musk and others on the far right. Bluesky is open. You can make it whatever you want it to be.

submitted 143 days ago • 358 comments

At this point, I’d consider it.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

This lewk really was the moment…

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Show of hands 🙋🏼‍♂️ Who has permanently deleted their Twitter account?

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

If RFK Jr really gave a F about making America healthy he’d propose banning Marlboro Reds and watch how fast MAGA world starts erecting the gallows

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Just a preview of what will happen to the whole country after Elon and Vivek do their hack job on the budgets

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

People of bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form only

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

Seen on the Internet:

submitted 145 days ago • 34 comments

There it is

submitted 145 days ago • 451 comments

The richest man in the world wants the smartest men (implicit) in the world to do the work of two people for table scraps. Do I have that right?

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Whoops. Okay people can see my likes again 😝

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Grifters gonna grift. (Don’t judge me I’m leaving Twitter soon)

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

Okay I’ve only got like 10 followers but I already like this so much better than the right wing hellscape MAGA propaganda arm. Please follow and engage with me so I can use this app for something other than doom-scrolling 😂😭😂

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Kerry Kennedy, sister of RFK Jr. and daughter of Robert Kennedy, on her brother: "I am disgusted by my brother’s obscene embrace of Donald Trump. And I completely disavow and dissociate myself from Robert Kennedy Jr. and his flagrant efforts to desecrate my father's memory."

submitted 146 days ago • 55 comments

don’t bully me i’ll bluescry :(

submitted 146 days ago • 4 comments

Bluesky has officially hit #1 on the App Store charts for Free Apps in both the UK and US.

submitted 147 days ago • 465 comments

“Paying less attention to politics” is going…not well.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments