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Been doing this really fucked up thing lately where I hide a single dried cranberry in my life partner’s food.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The usual dnd pov.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Love is Blind really leaning their whole ass into the perverts and conspiracy theorists. Choo choo fuckers.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Let’s see facial recognition get the best of this bad boy.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

We just need to band together and legislate Elon off his grindset.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

That’s numberwang.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Someone replace all the bones in my body with Kurt Angle’s veneers.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Alexa Bliss has unashamedly jokerfied me.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Target? Run! (away)

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Buddy Matthews needs to work on his guttural barks.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Wow. 100 years of the Goodyear Blimp. Doesn’t look a day over 25. Also. Fuck the president of the United States of America.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I want an RVD bike bib to hide my bulbous tummy.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Packers game? Son, I’ve been rearranging this pothos all afternoon.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Ralphie is a danger to himself and everyone around him.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Stone Cold Steve Houston.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Invested in Krypto.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The Ultimatum is back on Netflix baby! Everyone be sure to tune into this year’s cuck parade.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Well la-di-da, Mrs. Claus lives in a zip code where the Walgreens don’t have plastic over all the shelves.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Now do Elon.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Ryan Day’s beard stylist sweating bullets rn.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Ryan Day after his team gets maced figuratively then literally:

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

A post game scuffle as legitimate as the Trump assassination attempt.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Ryan Day will establish the run even if it kills every last person in the state of Ohio.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Bobby Lashley is so god damn awesome.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments