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Interesting in all the wrong ways. Highly invested in dental care. Writer of wrongs. TV: Slasher, Another Life. Fiction: Lost Dogs
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A group of cyber trucks is called a recall. “I just saw a recall of cyber trucks gathered in the parking lot”

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Kitchen Tip #27. If you're planning to make chocolate chip cookies, take action BEFORE a heat wave.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You know times are getting lean when someone feels the need to sneak ONE lozenge out of a pack of Halls.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My Dad like mustard sandwiches. I like mustard sandwiches. And THAT is today's lesson in genetics. Happy Father's Day to all the dads and the moms pulling double duty as Dads.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Hell Motel is a hell of a show. Can’t wait for more. Congratulations @aaronmartin.bsky.social, @iancarpenter99.bsky.social, and team!

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home

submitted 16 days ago • 34 comments

Thrilled to see Hell Motel grace the G&M's "What to Watch" via @nestruck.bsky.social. I got to write an episode and reconnected with Satan which was a lot of fun. www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/5c0ee14...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

congrats to gen-z for finally killing sandwiches, and taking over the role of "serial killer of cultural nostalgia" from millennials. Millennials, you are now boomers, and need to defend your turf. Boomers, you need to yell at preschoolers. Gen X ... we are still being ignored.

submitted 221 days ago • 127 comments

OH: Wolfs - a movie about two guys in turtlenecks.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

you see someone wearing one of these, you push their face in a toilet

submitted 32 days ago • 22 comments

The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

I'd like to thank all the weather stations for failing to predict that we needed to build an ark twenty-five minutes before the storm hit.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

It's currently autumn in my apartment and I'm having many warm thoughts of soup.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Dear AI: Stop coming at me on web browsers, on research sites, on word processing software. Stop asking to help me write. I've got THIS, okay?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for my French brain. Allo!!? Arrête de niaiser, là. Reviens tout de suite!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If you live in or near Toronto and want to come see the first episode of Hell Motel at the Revue Cinema, on Friday the 13th no less, well then here’s your chance! prod3.agileticketing.net/websales/pag...

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Today I crossed paths with a woman wearing the torn out lining of a hat. Very fetch. Very breezy. Is this a new trend I need to explore?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

This is terrible news.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Vancouver!

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I'm cranky. I have a head cold. I blame society.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Dear brittle old stick lady with too much money, wearing a fancy lavender dress coat, stylish black wool cap and $500 sunglasses, dryly coughing without covering your mouth as you inspect the $9.00 shallots: your class is showing.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Phenomenal performances in The Bikeriders. In particular, Tom Hardy and Jodie Comer. Kudos to writers Jeff Nichols and Danny Lyons for the female POV - a welcome, fresh take.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

We're looking for pitches for four-part columns on any aspect of creative writing to fit broadly within the following categories: craft, creativity, performance, career. Please send pitches to maxine[@]mslexia.co.uk with PITCH in the subject line 💌

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments