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lucifterswife.bsky.social
Life sucks and then you die
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Sigh…

Do me a favor….leave me alone

Rule number 1: always bring a book

Ghosting someone is okay sometimes not everyone deserves your time effort and explanation

When they ban a book, find it and read it.

Cold water 🤝🏾 empty stomach

Unfortunately i was in fact born loud so if you think im yelling i promise you i am not

It’s a reading and staying in bed kinda day

It's so weird that people are straight.

please, someone come bite me

Give me attention or I’ll die

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Sometimes, commenting is the only form of communication a bitch got. An actual conversation might be too much work at the moment.

my feelings will be the death of me

I need a fucking lobotomy

Yk what I’ll just….shut up

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See the problem with me is once you hurt my feelings you’re dead to me and i will not hesitate to never talk to you again

valentine’s day is just halloween for feelings

Everyday i get closer and closer to become an arsonist

My crush isn’t texting me back and I’m being totally chill about that *dying inside*

The devil couldn’t reach me so he put me in a body that doesn’t live up to any beauty standard……..like not a single one

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made me a hopeless romantic with rejection anxiety

The devil couldn’t reach me so he sent a bunch of mental illness

Please help my friend out everyone deserves peace in the place they lay their head

I can’t wait for the day i finally get hired cause then i get to go in and tell my therapist i got a job 😭😂

Yeah I’m GAY G onna A sk Y ou to back tf up

Does anyone know what time the revolution is starting?

Cried in therapy today… need a sweet treat

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow which means if you’re in love with me legally you have to tell me

I honestly don’t even know how much to ask for but anything helps me get there!!

I told my therapist about us

I wanna talk and chat all day and everyone just wants to send reels I’m SICK OF IT!!

I want toe boyfriends and i want those boyfriends to be ‘Soap’ MacTavish and Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley

All the COD men are so sassy and badass

I crave vegan sushi but have no money and i think that’s a hate crime

Take. A. Hint.

Unfortunately if you stop texting me me for even a moment i will immediately think you hate me and in turn start to hate you as well (will be resolved the moment you text me back)