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I feel like I'm too young to be on my third pope. They're dropping like flies out here.

Sorry babe I'll never love you like I love Jets YouTubers with less than 50k subscribers

The idea that having a mental health issue excuses you from being a Nazi is so absurd. Every Nazi is mentally ill. Well-balanced individuals are not raging psychopaths.

Taylor Swift is Drake

Tweeting in all caps is a cry for help

There's a delicate balance between inactivity from not having enough people and overactivity where it's too crowded.

What's the ideal group chat size

Bianca Censori so clearly just needs a hug

"AI is going to revolutionize the world"

I know you feel like things are going wrong with our country and our world, but look at it from my perspective, the Lakers got Luka Doncic

I'm watching a youtube video on how to format the little dots in a table of authorities in Word at 3:20 am. Don't go to law school.

do i have any rich benefactors who want to give me weed money

AND involving two of the biggest market teams and three of basketball's biggest superstars. This is like the greatest PR moment in NBA history.

Adam Silver is giggling kicking his feet rn. The NBA is going to dominate the news cycle for the next week right before the super bowl

Do we know for sure that Luka will stay in LA?

The league is so fucking cooked oh my goddd. Luka and LeGOAT are gonna be a problem

They call me the Dormakaba Mas CDX-10 High Security Pedestrian Door Lock the way I be locked in.

Palestinians using American thirst traps as hooks to try to get donations is the most 2025 shit of all time. Empire in decline.

I miss baseball

The Jets are cool for the first time since Rex Ryan

Chiefs refs conspiracy theories are on par with like QAnon level craziness. Like yall aren't joking, you actually think the NFL is being puppetted. The NFL IS the owners. It's an ownership group. Why would they possibly ever rig the league to make everyone else less successful?

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

Beyond meat is what they use at the Chum Bucket

Ritalin and depressants. Name a better duo.

Mark Cuban is Taylor Swift for somehow even more insufferable white people

y'all giving Swifty energy I don't fuck with

It's crazy being the one person who's right about everything always all the time. Weight of the world on my shoulders fr.

Someone stop me from buying $30 gum on the TikTok shop. I can't live like this.

Kids studying the 2020s will be assigned DBQs about Garfield propaganda memes and ivermectin.

There is nothing that makes me scroll faster than "please stop scrolling"

I'll never have enough aura to get introduced on the Jennifer Hudson Show.

Eagles fans are literally sacrificing their lives for the team. If the Eagles win, there should be like a statue of that guy in downtown Philly.

Caleb will have a better career than Jalen

There're some disgusting reactions to this image. "Progressives" celebrating an immigrant being deported because of his political views.

Justin Tucker is really a Deshawn Watson copy cat. He definitely was inspired by him. There's no way he did that without thinking he's doing the Deshawn Watson thing.

The DC plane collision is rehashing a long debate of if Walter White should be accredited the deaths of the plane crash victims in his official "kill-count" on internet lists.

Chicago, baby.

Where can I get a playlist of sports talk show background music? That shit slaps so hard.

If you're looking to make change, I guarantee there are local politicians and local movements that need your help. Community organizing is the way out.

Something that is so important to understand is that fascism is not on the rise. Fascist acceptance is. The Nazis have been here. Way more people in your life than you think are more than willing to fall in line for a fascist regime.

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Why are national sportscasters so unbelievably boring?

I was sorely mistaken

Feeling like I could out pizza the hut rn

"Should we encounter an enemy with artillery, a prayer will not stay the cannon shot; neither will the kind words nor smiles of philanthropy shield his spear from piercing us through the heart. We must meet mankind, then, as they meet us—prepared for the worst, though we may hope for the best."