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I’m just trying to give my cats the life they deserve. 🐱
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If i invite everyone i know and love to my wedding who is going to watch my cats

Owalas > Stanleys

I just finished reading the Housemaid and it was insane omg omg

The audio book I’m reading has a Brooklyn accent and it is a great book but god am I ready for it to be over!

Going on a little one night long getaway tonight!

Whoa the porn bots have made their way on here I see. 🥲

Watching Elf. :)))

Them some sexy leftovers.

Making another board today, about to make these pepperoni roses my beeyotch.

Enjoy my favorite Thanksgiving meme, which I have been re-sharing every year since I was 17. Brilliant then, brilliant now.

Scored this beauty today! 🌱

I present to you the turkey butter sculpture.

We sold our car last Friday kind of on a whim to a family friend and have been carless until today! Proud new owner of a pretty blue car that I will show you guys tomorrow. 🥹

The worst genre of person is the kind that doesn’t let you eat in their car.

And they don’t care, either!

“I’m working lateee, cuzimasinger” plays through my head involuntary 64 times a day.

Did you guys know if you don’t water your plants they will DIE? Follow me for more gardening tips. 😋 🌱

I had a dream we booked ABBA for our wedding.

The worst part about taking nudes is having to clean my room.

Me doing literally anything outside.

A post hike selfie. 🥾

I could eat 40 of the teriyaki 6 minute eggs they put in ramen btw. 🍜

Mushrooms are so fascinating. 😌

I came 3 times while eating this. 🤤 🍜

I added a link to my bio. 👀 But I’m not gonna be annoying about it. 👀

Having soup for dinner. 😌

Men really be like "I wanna make love to you" and then turn you around, shove your face in the sheets and scoot your body towards them like an ottoman.

I feel so vile when you guys interact with me and I see “follow back” I am doing my best!!!

Me when I find out you own cows. 🐮

Get you a guy that comes with an unexpected dowry. 👏🏻

My boyfriend was made abundantly aware that I come with no dowry and was totally cool with us paying for our own wedding and so we just naturally went into it thinking it was all us but his parents just texted that they would like to contribute financially & I’m shook. 🥹

$150 later. 🗑️