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Mega mega mega mega mega Megaaaanium You come and goooooo

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Kalosian Feraligatr

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Saying “Oopsy I made a doodoo (canceling Ebola prevention) but fixded it so it’s ok” as an unelected unqualified parasitic worm but demanding highly qualified govt employees beg you to not be thrown out on the street is peak irony

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Bluesky: people use their full government names, perfect spelling and grammar, everyone is polite, people say shit like “winsauce” Pre Nazi Twitter: nobody knows who anyone is, everyone is a snarky asshole, posts nearly incomprehensible, funniest shit you’ve ever read

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People really fondled the Eagles’ nuts for 48 hours as some exemplary rebellious team based on rumors lol I would’ve loved it if they declined. But this is what sports teams do.

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Nothing like a 65 degree day to turn your it’s so overs into we’re so backs

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Regret??? The new pope being named Pope Pizzaballa would probably be a top 3 thing that happens this year and the most Italian thing I’ve ever seen

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#TameImpala song tier list, tiers not ordered just kinda grouped songs from the same album. Didn't include B-sides unless I found them to be pretty notable, if it's not on here it's probably like a C Dammit Kevin where is more music it's been 5 years 😭

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Me: It’s gettin fuckin rough out here Taco Bell. I don’t want to Live no Mas… I don’t think we’re gonna be able to Baja Blast our way out of this jam Taco Bell:

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Why did NOBODY tell me about Snoopy Concert, the 1995 Japan only SNES #Snoopy game That has the same composer as EARTHBOUND This is ADORABLE

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I have worked here for 2 years and one of my coworkers has never spelled my name correctly It’s in my email sig, other people address me with the right spelling in chains that she sees, and she’s heard someone ask spelling and realized she was wrong.. still never gets it lol it’s impressive atp

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My wife ate 5 lbs of crab legs and probably like 2 lbs of shrimp and then we left the restaurant and she said “let’s get a shamrock shake” I’m absolutely in awe of this woman

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Siberia has a Trans Orchestra? That’s very progressive for Russia

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I wonder if in the Pokémon world there are trainers who Nuzlocke irl and if it’s looked down on Like ah yeah Charlie err proper lad but released his prized Charizard after it lost one battle.. we told him it was fine but he kept insisting it was dead. A bit eccentric, that one

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just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single person here celebrating Gromit's birthday today, we gotta step it up

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SHIT SHIT SHIT SOMEONE GO GET RAYQUAZA

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No discredit to the Eagles, a big reason why it was this way is they’re a damn good team But that has to be the most stress free championship run of all time lmao

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Boring ass Super Bowl lol

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Hops & Pie is the best Detroit style pizza in Denver, per a Michigander. This is my wife’s because I couldn’t wait to take a pic of mine lol The cheese and crust were 10/10, cup pepperoni were on point and the ranch was good too It’s also super reasonable $13 base and $1.50 per topping 9.5/10

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Finally got to try freeze dried skittles Expensive but holy shit these fuck so hard How are they crunchy yet easier to chew than regular skittles lmao

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I need a hot dog I’m holding out for a hot dog til the end of the night Need some mystery meat With a bun for a seat And at Costco the price is just right

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If you still get excited for Super Bowl commercials in the big 2025 you either haven’t been paying attention for like 10 years or you frequently burst out laughing at jingling keys

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Meeting the stairs that Mitch McConnell fell down what do I say I’m so nervous I’m such a big fan

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Someone I know’s coworker told them that he thinks Canadians should be banned from the NHL because the fans in Canada are booing the star spangled banner This person’s vote counts the same as yours

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Has anyone checked up on Gaston from Beauty and the Beast recently I just have a feeling

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Behold my masterpiece

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New playlist idea give me song suggestions The vibe is you are 8 years old and it’s Friday night, and mom just brought home pizza with cheesy bread Basically this pic in song form

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Justin Tugger: I have never been banned from a spa The spas: lol yeah we fuckin banned that guy

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Vividly imagining the Spirit Airlines apology press conference “Spirit Airlines apologizes for not finding the 47 concealed weapons on the hijacker’s person when he was stopped by our gate agent.. but we stand by their decision, their personal item was DEFINITELY carry on sized.”

Mega mega mega mega mega Megaaaanium You come and goooooo

Kalosian Feraligatr

Saying “Oopsy I made a doodoo (canceling Ebola prevention) but fixded it so it’s ok” as an unelected unqualified parasitic worm but demanding highly qualified govt employees beg you to not be thrown out on the street is peak irony

Bluesky: people use their full government names, perfect spelling and grammar, everyone is polite, people say shit like “winsauce” Pre Nazi Twitter: nobody knows who anyone is, everyone is a snarky asshole, posts nearly incomprehensible, funniest shit you’ve ever read

People really fondled the Eagles’ nuts for 48 hours as some exemplary rebellious team based on rumors lol I would’ve loved it if they declined. But this is what sports teams do.

Nothing like a 65 degree day to turn your it’s so overs into we’re so backs

Regret??? The new pope being named Pope Pizzaballa would probably be a top 3 thing that happens this year and the most Italian thing I’ve ever seen

#TameImpala song tier list, tiers not ordered just kinda grouped songs from the same album. Didn't include B-sides unless I found them to be pretty notable, if it's not on here it's probably like a C Dammit Kevin where is more music it's been 5 years 😭

Me: It’s gettin fuckin rough out here Taco Bell. I don’t want to Live no Mas… I don’t think we’re gonna be able to Baja Blast our way out of this jam Taco Bell:

Why did NOBODY tell me about Snoopy Concert, the 1995 Japan only SNES #Snoopy game That has the same composer as EARTHBOUND This is ADORABLE

My wife ate 5 lbs of crab legs and probably like 2 lbs of shrimp and then we left the restaurant and she said “let’s get a shamrock shake” I’m absolutely in awe of this woman

Siberia has a Trans Orchestra? That’s very progressive for Russia

I wonder if in the Pokémon world there are trainers who Nuzlocke irl and if it’s looked down on Like ah yeah Charlie err proper lad but released his prized Charizard after it lost one battle.. we told him it was fine but he kept insisting it was dead. A bit eccentric, that one

just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single person here celebrating Gromit's birthday today, we gotta step it up

SHIT SHIT SHIT SOMEONE GO GET RAYQUAZA

No discredit to the Eagles, a big reason why it was this way is they’re a damn good team But that has to be the most stress free championship run of all time lmao

Boring ass Super Bowl lol

Hops & Pie is the best Detroit style pizza in Denver, per a Michigander. This is my wife’s because I couldn’t wait to take a pic of mine lol The cheese and crust were 10/10, cup pepperoni were on point and the ranch was good too It’s also super reasonable $13 base and $1.50 per topping 9.5/10

Finally got to try freeze dried skittles Expensive but holy shit these fuck so hard How are they crunchy yet easier to chew than regular skittles lmao

I need a hot dog I’m holding out for a hot dog til the end of the night Need some mystery meat With a bun for a seat And at Costco the price is just right

If you still get excited for Super Bowl commercials in the big 2025 you either haven’t been paying attention for like 10 years or you frequently burst out laughing at jingling keys

Meeting the stairs that Mitch McConnell fell down what do I say I’m so nervous I’m such a big fan

Someone I know’s coworker told them that he thinks Canadians should be banned from the NHL because the fans in Canada are booing the star spangled banner This person’s vote counts the same as yours

Has anyone checked up on Gaston from Beauty and the Beast recently I just have a feeling

Behold my masterpiece

New playlist idea give me song suggestions The vibe is you are 8 years old and it’s Friday night, and mom just brought home pizza with cheesy bread Basically this pic in song form

Justin Tugger: I have never been banned from a spa The spas: lol yeah we fuckin banned that guy

Vividly imagining the Spirit Airlines apology press conference “Spirit Airlines apologizes for not finding the 47 concealed weapons on the hijacker’s person when he was stopped by our gate agent.. but we stand by their decision, their personal item was DEFINITELY carry on sized.”

Me walking into work this morning off an hour of sleep and a Diet Coke

Found where I’m taking your mom on vacation