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trump take egg

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

Everyone knows what happened here. Trump can only exist around people he can causally humiliate. Guys lie JD and Rubio. He wanted to do a ritual humiliation of Zelensky and Ukraine but Zelensky wouldn’t accept that and so Trump reacted like a stung bitch.

what the actual fuck

My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

oh is someone learning that conservatives definitionally do not contribute culturally

I can’t compete with this

Dear Manager, this week: 1. Nothing wrong with me. 2. Nothing wrong with me. 3. Nothing wrong with me. 4. Nothing wrong with me. 5. Something's got to give.

This is the best one

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

the reason that the american right are leaning *hard* into their immorality - which they themselves understand very clearly to be immoral - is, at the bottom of it, they don’t believe in *anything*.

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

i find the concept of him passing away so fascinating

I'm old enough to remember when, in February 2017, the White House blocked CNN, NYT, BBC, and others from an off-camera press briefing led by Sean Spicer. The AP refused to attend in protest. Hope people show the same solidarity.

Where I think different fonts would stand on trans issues, a thread

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her but don't judge her based on her appearance. Women should support each other, not tear each other down.

your outie doesn’t reply to a funny post with a restatement of the same exact joke

this is just to say i have forgotten to generate the share holder value which you were probably expecting of me forgive me i was caught up in dread so existential and so deep

And just like that, republican dumb fucks and tech bro fanboys were against free speech.

The JD Vance team flagged my TikToks for impersonation and had my account banned for making fun of him in a doughnut shop.

the riding at dawn has been indefinitely postponed but if you sign up for the mailing list your department could win a waffle party

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

Doing my part

Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

'the halftime show was only subversive because of the current admin" is the musical critique version of "an oasis is only significant because the desert is dry" why are you doing this to yourself

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

conservatives and racists as soon as uncle samuel l jackson started talking

Don’t just say DEI as if it’s a bad word. Spell it out. Say diversity, which is the lifeblood of American society & culture & innovation. Say equity, which a just society should pursue. Say inclusion, because decent people believe in increasing belonging, not isolating people who are different.