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do you ever get a feeling from a person and think, ā€œi hope other people get that feeling from meā€

s31 e2 and 3 of the simpsons are shockingly good

ok someone told me this beforehand but now watching through the simpsons, after their really sharp decline in the 2012-2016 seasons where the show was genuinely unwatchable, it gets really funny again. No lie, it’s 85% as funny as the first 10 seasons, and it really feels like the simpsons became—

one of my favorite simpsons jokes is from a recent season, s30e23. it goes as follows, with context given that Lenny, Carl, Homer, and Cletus are in a book club but no one has read the book, bar Cletus: (1/5)

sometimes you need to read mad magazine and watch baseball. THAT is what mamdani stands for. #matcha

you really see the most peculiar people at the airport

why did i get a ā€˜Whiteout: Survival’ mobile game ad on grindr?

guys, patrick dempsey is so hot

everyone be wondering what i listen to as i pump iron—it’s fleet foxes i’m ngl

bro, last night was an eclaircissement #pacersin6

i be talking like boomhauer and people be getting it

ā€œThere’s raw emotion just beneath your surface, FRACK IT!ā€

gang what do we think the blackest thing a white person has ever done is?

just bonded w my gay uncle over jj mccullough

just saw a commercial being all ā€œlook how good, cool, and helpful AI is!!ā€ and it’s a dad AI generating a bedtime story for his kids like, that’s really sad dude, why is that being held up as the pinnacle of efficiency instead of an erosion of quality time with your kids being meaningful and (1/2)

The New Year by Dear Nora is the best album i’ve heard this year

guy just arrived to the dmv on a skateboard, like bro you’re in the wrong place

I used to know all the women’s soccer players and was more into the sport than i am now, and the reason i’m less interested and knowledgeable now is because all of the players i knew changed their names when they got married and now i don’t know their new names. that is the strongest argument… (1/2)

60 bucks says trump misspeaks and says ā€˜inedible’ instead of ā€˜indelible’ before his term is out

is gerard deulofeu’s 2018/19 watford season going to become a streets won’t forget season? it will to me, but then again i’m always gushing about that watford side so take it with a grain of salt

do you think kars 4 kids is ethos, pathos, or logos -freshman at my school

the backseat lovers music is such a pleasant earworm

the actors in the royal kingdom ads strike me as raging zionists

tony’s chocolonely is vile

jonathan bamba off to a flyer for gregg berhalter’s chicago fire

why is mr beast here? with damian lillard? what?

pinegrove rules

i don’t care if you ARE Gerald Ford, i’m not taking off my bra

jokic is so good

mac miller’s cover of the bright eyes song ā€œfirst day of my lifeā€ cured me

baby drinking crap beer, that’s that fecal alcohol syndrome

s15e5 of the simpsons, ā€˜the fat and the furriest’, has good physical gags for a matt groening shoa

i wouldn’t abuse substances if i could take a daily 4 hour walk around a culturally fruitful , vibrant metropolitan area

boston celtics Hanukkah party, call that a Jrue Holiday

they said sex can be frightening but the children were not listening and the children cut out everything except for the kissing and the singing

just ordered some heat

lowk forgot that pierce pays britta 100 dollars to do the spanish presentation w jeff. perspective is important