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luiseach.bsky.social
sí/í, she/her, it was probably a joke calm down. no LGB without the T 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ living in Donegal with a Cork man
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People spouting conspiracy theories on the Pope and all I hear in my head is Erin

Wondering if I can replace my official work photo with one of the new Luigi Mangione court candids and how long it will take anyone to notice

So for context there’s a TikTok trend where women put a filter on and then see if they would ‘date the male version of themselves’ and I was just idly scrolling and this popped up and LOL

Here's the article for those interested. I made it as a birthday present for @luiseach.bsky.social , whose hatred of Grimes was legendary on Twitter. Lol.

One of my greatest pleasures in life is waking up before my boyfriend on a weekend morning, making a pot of tea, doing my morning skincare (putting anti-wrinkle cream on and then mentally saying NOT TODAY SATAN) and then getting back into bed and aggressively cuddling him until he wakes up

Maybe I’m overtired but I’m howling at this Because of stupid Bluesky I had to crop it but I tried to keep the DATE!! AT!! EIGHT!! bookends

“writes like there’s a gas leak” 💀

know there knot

Every night when I come into the bedroom from a shower I do a Very Unsexy Dance to a Very Unsexy Song - tonight’s was Billy Ocean’s ‘Love Really Hurts Without You’, and my bf just produced €5 from under the covers that he’d prepared earlier and threw it at my gyrating dressing gown 💀

Honking

If you ever need your WhatsApp text conversation partner to literally *hear* your urgency, I recommend using this reaction pic. Just used it in a chat with my boyfriend and then made myself laugh to the point of inhaling coffee

The other day I laughed at a tweet that said “I pulled a muscle getting out of bed and had to have physio for 4 months” but this morning I tweaked a muscle in my neck craning to see if the highlighter I’d put on my cheekbones was highlighting sufficiently so just send me to the glue factory now tbh

Bedtime conversations with my boyfriend #2596337 Me: are you getting up? can you go to the toilet for me? Bf: [goes and comes back] Me: I still need the toilet Bf: we’ve discussed this. I can go *with* you, I cannot go *for* you Me: 3 YEARS of this Bf: I KNOW

Just saw ‘what does your barber do for a job?’ used as an insult and there’s no recovering from that. I’d cut up my passport and go into witness protection

I just asked my boyfriend if I went missing and the police needed a description, how would he describe me to the police “Blonde, about 5’6” or 5’4”[???] banging eyebrows, will DEFINITELY look lost”

Garron’s here to ruin your Friday

Hey just a quick note to anybody getting their Valentine’s results today. It’s not the end of the world if you don’t get what you were expecting. You can always repeat and some of the sexiest people in the world failed Valentine’s Day so chin up

Me to my boyfriend every time he goes to like, the kitchen or, the bathroom or, just out of my eyeline (this is a very Irish social media or Irish social media-adjacent niche joke)

Bastards tbh, Netflix

They’ve DerryLondonDerried the Gulf of Mexico

Me, about Love Actually

My boyfriend is sorting out our clean washing and just threw my underwear at me and one of my pants landed on my nose and just…stayed there so while I was incapacitated with laughter he naturally took a photo and how’s your evening and relationship going?

Me writing to the Yellowstone casting directors to tell them that I can Definitely Ride A Horse

Two of the greatest moments of panic in life: low flying pigeons and a sudden sneeze with a cup of tea or coffee in your hand

Can he not just enjoy a break in peace, he’s crunched the numbers hard all morning

certified BOP

I’ve just managed to papercut my left eyelid by over-enthusiastically removing a document from the printer beside my desk Can I please go home

Just walked out of the shop after paying for filling up the car and walked confidently up to the wrong car, opened the passenger door of the wrong car, and almost got into the wrong car, because my dad had moved the car while I was in the shop, and my dad and boyfriend were in the right car howling