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no-one: the geordie Jonas Brothers: deep conversations at the Waffle Hoose

is it bad that I’m already dreading my birthday this year? (it’s not until July)

in case you were wondering, original Lucozade does not taste nice after brushing your teeth.

a customer at work had a big dinosaur-shaped foil balloon just now, I actually really want one for my birthday now 😅 (I’m about three times the age of the intended audience for that balloon)

I have my first proper shift at my new job tomorrow; I’m having an awful acne break-out & I managed to get shaving foam all over my bathroom 🙃

there’s a kid watching ‘Cocomelon’ or some shit on their dad/whoever’s phone at a fairly loud volume at this bus stop; please teach your kids that they need to use headphones in public.

found a book for that paramedic guy that’s always showing up on my Instagram

ordered a new sweatshirt to celebrate getting a new job, and I’m so excited for it to arrive, it’s actually sad.

ffs, I’ve been up north for not even three days yet and I already want to go back to Bristol 😭

being drunk is the adult version of being hyper

really want an eyebrow piercing at the minute

listening to Radio 2 and their ‘new to two’ track was just by the Sugababes. SUGABABES. we are so back.

accidentally asked for working-class stamps when I was in the Post Office today, fml.

I’m on a bus right now that smells like this one rainbow/skittles cake that my family used to get years ago.

The menty is b-ing atm

feeling very ‘a sleepless night with Phil’ right now (I fell asleep for like 4 hours earlier, I’ve just had some cereal, and I’m about to go to Asda).

have any uni students had #wtmdif as an attendance code yet

here’s what I’ve been thinking about all day: what happens when bus ticket machines (are going to) run out of paper? I’ve never seen a driver re-fill it when they’re stopped (and I’ve had more than my fair share of bus rides), so does it have to go back the depot? done between trips/routes??

VIDEO PRESENTATION FINALLY RECORDED! I’M NEARLY FREE!

the girlfriend of one of the guys I was in a group project with before Christmas lives in the same block as me. so he’s come to see her, and on his way in he waved up at me through the living room window & smiled 🥹

FINALLY GOT MY FUCKING OVERDRAFT SORTED OUT‼️

me after doing my weekly food shop

I have lost a whole tube of toothpaste today🧍🏻

just remembered that trampoline parks are a thing. I don’t think I’ve been to one for over five years.

goodbye Plymouth, it was lovely to be in you x

explained how I injured myself exactly a year ago today in line for merch at #terribleinfluencetour Plymouth just now lol

I’ve just had to do an exam on #walshwednesday, this is homophobic /j

about to try some james on River Island and I’m wearing high-top shoes. there isn’t a chair in this fitting room. please send help.

dad is watching snooker in the other room & I can hear it, why does the audience sound like the one from Wii bowling? 😂😂

I’ve realised that whenever I study or do uni work that I subconsciously drink loads of water because I have to in order to not boil when I’m in the university library.

I have a lot of critical views about hoarding wealth and all that jazz but you know who does being rich correctly? Safiya Nygaard. She’s just out here doing wtf ever fun thing, it’s inoffensive, it’s vicarious wish fulfilment, it’s mildly educational at times. I want that kind of wealth.

can somebody take one for the team and go out with me on New Year’s Eve 2026 please & thank you?

had a dump about forty minutes ago, I will not be carrying the same shit into 2025.

been in Durham for less than an hour, and I’ve seen not one, but two, managers from my old job.

Today it is SUNDAY.