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Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now they’re after me.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang.

submitted 77 days ago • 6 comments

I could do 26 straight hours on this

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

I’d sooner have the door fly off this flight

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Okay but what might the impact be on podcasting?

submitted 112 days ago • 3 comments

@walsh.bsky.social promises made, promises kept. #ViceGrips

submitted 116 days ago • 5 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 123 days ago • 117 comments

Real question: have you hugged your scale today?

submitted 125 days ago • 3 comments

Just wrapped a 1 hour conversation with my mom trying to figure out the movie she liked called “Guilt” starring “that really good gay actor, he’s dead now”. The movie was “Doubt” featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

Excited to see Severance finally entering its “Spies Like Us” phase

submitted 130 days ago • 2 comments

Always have been, always will be.

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

When I’m accidentally FaceTiming someone.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Uh oh.

submitted 136 days ago • 5 comments

Watching Severance, like Kier intended.

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

I have, not, and likely will never know if it’s Seth Meyer or Seth Meyers.

submitted 145 days ago • 1 comment

Finally some good news.

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

Oh no how will we soldier on

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

Any tips/tricks for keeping this Star Jasmine alive indoors until spring?

submitted 148 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe I have to root for the Eagles I am literally shaking rn

submitted 149 days ago • 65 comments