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I’m a fortune teller for dogshit battle stations. I can look at a guy’s rig in a YouTube video and see the contours of his soul like they’re lines in his palm.

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

⚠️ ATTENTION FANS OF COZY SHOWS: A NEW SERIES OF “MAKE IT AT MARKET” IS UP ON BRITBOX ⚠️

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

The Challenger exploded the day before my 12th birthday and the day of my birthday party. We watched it live in school and then on repeat on TV at my party. It was my 9/11 and is why I feel spiritually connected with this girl

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Bearded men of a certain age doing a raised eyebrow and furrowed brow in their profile pics are block on sight. I know what you’re up to. And it’s disgusting.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

amazing. amazing

submitted 22 days ago • 31 comments

Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone

submitted 22 days ago • 29 comments

Found this in my phone and it made me laugh all over again

submitted 24 days ago • 14 comments

i keep forgetting to promote stuff i'm doing on here so: i'm gonna try to beat the orphan of kos tomorrow on my stream. which is twitch.tv/libtron. i'm starting at 12pm pacific, one new sub = one attempt. i've got a counter set up and i'll put gamer drinks in the gamer fridge

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

any medieval picture of a cat

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Red Rooms is so fucking good. Holy shit.

submitted 27 days ago • 13 comments

Incredibly scary short film

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments