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The most online former A-10 basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer. My only character flaw is that I love the Boston Celtics.
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I’ve been hating on the 741 brand shit, but Jaylen Brown hosting the brand launch in the Omni Theater at the Museum of Science with Bill Nye has swung me all the way around on this one.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Bad news for the haters… my first grader daughter already has perfect form. Could be on track for her to achieve her dream of being a WNBA player, a ballerina, AND an Olympic Nordic skier.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Violet in a doll house.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

All of Trinity High School in Manchester, NH jumping on Napster because Julius Hodge listed “Jurassic Harlem” as his favorite song in the NC State media guide…

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I was obsessed with media guides though. I’d get like 10-20 a day sent to my ADs office. We created a library of them in the caf, everyone would read the player questionnaires before school and during lunch.. Responses brought new music to my school, like that’s how we found out about Kirk Franklin.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don’t think you guys understand how much mail I received throughout HS. I was not quite good enough or bad enough, so I was on the recruiting mail list for basically every level of college hoops — high major through low level D1. I think this is why I still have a habit of not opening mail.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Put Chris Kluwe in charge of the Democratic Party.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Walz has been pulling off the “wrong basket” trick for over a decade at Louisville.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The fellas are over here gushing about Casablanca in the Bluesky replies. Dudes rock.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Was consulting with a company and told marketing to stop using AI — SEO jargon blogs, generative voice overs, ad copy, targeting, etc. It was everywhere. I didn’t care if monthly output was reduced 75% and if they ran 3-5 different ad sets instead of dozens. You’ll never guess what this resulted in.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I think the all star game has a lot of empty seats because of how many tickets are allocated to corporate partners and end up not being used.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My mother in law dropped off a batch of honey nut Cheerio mix and every time I grab a handful I think of KG/Carmelo.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The goal of this broadcast was to manufacture as much empty micro viral slop as possible for content aggregators.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever approved this run of show needs to learn to say no to some things.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

En Vogue still rules.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Shaq was funnier than Kevin Hart. So was Ernie. So was Stephon Castle:

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Draymond really helping things…

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Do people not like basketball anymore? Cuz I feel like basketball is the best part.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

“Jump in the money.” 🤮

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

This is some dystopian shit.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

This is my first time hearing Mr Beast talk. I did not opt in for this.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

This is already 10000X better than last yr.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine Jokic throwing lobs to Wemby if they were really teammates

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like the NBA doesn’t realize they are the NBA. Like you are one of the biggest most iconic brands in the world.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments