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the Midwest Menace | Crystal Girlie | ♎️ | I think I’m funny | 🖤🩶🤍💜| Sims 4 enjoyer | chronically online 🤪 Find me on Etsy: AuraOfAphrodite
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can i be a menace on here yet or are we all still using our manners

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tiktok put me on to lavashak and i have found my new food obsession like it’s so good and so perfect holy shit

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how’d i do

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i’m a bedroom mom in a house full of living room kids pray 4 me

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The rest of my 30s are going to be me getting what I want how I want it.

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bird app is so dead i wish more of my people were on here

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i am 33 years old and i want angel bites so bad is this a midlife crisis

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the wife of one of the doctors i work for made these hot chocolate bombs and they are MASSIVE these are so gorgeous and beautiful and stunning i just KNOW they taste as good as they look 😍

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i’m in such a mood

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i did a set of nails on myself that i hate so bad. like. so so bad. but they’re on and i’m not taking them off bc that’s too much work. ugly nails for the next 2-3 weeks and then im taking a fucking BREAK lol

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if you get a texture fringe ur either 13 or you have a receding hairline, theres no in between

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i did the thing and put the christmas shit up i did the whole black friday shopping bit i played the christmas music i watched the christmas movies and i still had a bad time 🤪

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the desire to live in a tiny apartment is driving me crazy

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spent too much money today 🤪

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wild turkey wednesday 🤪 (it’s just me @ my desk job for 10 hours)

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my coworker gave me a cutting of a plant like 6 months ago and now that plant holds sentimental value and even though ive never been a plant person i found myself buying orchid bark and a grow light

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i’m freezing and too cold to get out of bed and turn my heat on also. cheaper bills yuh

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outer space gon fuck me up every time

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i think about this all the time

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love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games

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Post a picture of yourself from a different era been thinking of wearing my hair curly again but i’m not done with my bangs era yet 😭

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currently crying bc i want these so bad but it’s the holiday season and i have to buy things for other people instead

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cat eye nails are having their moment rn but as much as i love them, im tired of them 💀 i’ve had my current set on for a month now and i need some chrome powder back in my life

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been saying this since cherry coke zero dropped

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i never learn my lesson

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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

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i’m about to stop eating beef altogether

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i need to get my hands on both of these items without selling an organ 😭

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when i was mentally at my lowest vs now one version of me wrote letters for every major event that would happen in my daughters’ lives bc i knew i wouldn’t be around to witness them. the other version of me took those letters, and burnt them. i’m glad i stuck around 🤍

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disclaimer i am not a nail tech but my coworker is going on a cruise and asked me to do her nails so this is what i did at my kitchen table

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it’s really disappointing that Kai nem are homophobic

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i have a white noise machine at my desk but rarely use it bc my office is full of yappers and i be overstimulated 10 hours a day

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going to work for a couple hours this morning, doing my coworkers nails this afternoon, and working on the Etsy shop tonight the grind never stops 🥲

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real

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show me ur big 3 here’s mine

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all i want in this life is a healthy cig. i love smoking i love the way it feels and if i had 3 wishes this would be 2 of them

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ur favorite doctor’s favorite secretary so u better treat me accordingly

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nothing will ever compare to jet set radio future’s banger after banger front to back zero skips soundtrack

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as a midwesterner i fell to my knees

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