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submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Hearing this rumor…Luo Wenzhou snorted derisively. “The Bureau of Civil Affairs isn’t enough for you people? You need the Jade Emperor to grant you a certificate too? What, do you get to buy a house if you collect seven certificates?” These brazen heterosexuals. Truly, they were never satisfied. #默读

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

the miraculous thing about #jitd (other than the sheer improbability of our getting to see it at all) is just how much of the novel they're managing to shove in there even as they have to surgically remove crucial parts—and then shit like this. could zxc have done this more voluptuously, i think not

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Andor is a story about how a thousand nameless and unremembered people will have to sacrifice everything so a gay kid who left his home in Space Idaho four days ago can close his eyes and Fuck It We Ball the most important shot in galactic history on the advice of a ghost

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

your pope name = last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name HABEMAS PAPEM EVERYBODY, i give you: *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Pope Challah VIII *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Changgu didnt kill the pope for my feed to look like this

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Today's a whole mood. 😘 #ChangGu #ShaPoLang

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

shhh you don't see me i'm not here, that ragged screaming sound you hear is just the wind, the very very lesbian wind making some kind of high-pitched hysterical noise, keep moving along folks there is certainly nothing to perceive, not quỳnh, not nile, not andy, not nicolò or yusuf or #theoldguard2

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

alright y'all, the cold stony hand of reality has arrived. i have one week to mark a gabillion papers, hand in final grades, and write a review of an academic book i have not yet read. IF YOU SEE ME ON HERE, you are officially allowed to KICK MY ASS.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

THEY WERE INSANE FOR THIS

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

today i'm contemplating big dumb hot cops destroyed about losing their shifus. always seemed like a melodramatic plot device until i thought about it more: how i feel about my late poetry teachers. how i think about them every time i work on a piece. if i could have norman back, or joseph. #猎罪图鉴 #光渊

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

riverbay road asks the question what if you were gay and had a house

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

since this poem literally could not have been done dirtier i am serving up a wallet-name publication it's whatever don't @ me

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

me: hey my poem is in an anthology! anthology: [shiny, new, pretty cover] me: hang on this looks…odd anthology: here is your poem! it has no letter f in it! me: that's. that's quite remarkable anthology: also no "th"! so "this" is now "is"! me: oh i see. so…gibberish basically anthology: cool right?

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

about to bribe writer with sugary cupcakes and salty tears, this has made my evening SO MUCH BETTER, it might yours as well, i am utterly smitten

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment