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one of the reasons I would like to / need to learn to drive is I’d like to go to the aquarium. when?? whenever.

the last time I was at a pub quiz I did try to get someone to read the entire history of the development of the legend of zelda. they did not take me up on it.

no more rectangle, only rosemary

People spouting conspiracy theories on the Pope and all I hear in my head is Erin

reminds me of working in WHSmith in Queen St as a teen. You’d get scored on how many of those £1 massive cadburys you could sell. The managers got scored national level for this, the employee who sold the most locally got a gold star, and you got seriously in trouble if you didn’t sell any.

don’t recommend hitting the boozy blues with caffeine folks. beginners folly.

Schmi is my wife

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

On that note

I’m always heartened regarding creative endeavours, that whenever experts are questioned they often reply, “yeah I was also shit at (thing). but I just did it and I got better. So just do (the thing)”. So while I don’t think I’ll ever have time in my life to be A Writer, I do enjoy writing.

One for the "if my grandmother had four wheels, she would be a taxicab" box though, here, I'm afraid. Undoubtedly true, but this lot didn't get into power by *not* being grasping little right wing freaks trying to appease the very worst people in the press, did they?

[in anarchist facebook group] hey the communists are calling us all pussies. they say we don’t have the guts to take him down. [alt-tabbing to communist facebook group] the anarchists are dunking on us bad,

Anas Sarwar chose to bang on about public sector inefficiency, aping the language of Trump and Musk, whilst Grangemouth workers were outside Scottish Labour Party protesting in defence of their jobs and their future. That was a political choice.

Given what has happened so far with Doge, this should be read as Labour and the Tories wanting to: - Completely erase LGBTQ people - Stop funding research into women's health or climate change - Dismantle any safety monitoring of water, food, etc - Illegally fire public workers en masse

"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

it’s year of our lord 2025 and im still forcing people to listen to 2016’s E•MO•TION

This fella came up in the pub quiz this week oddly

everyone involved in scottish labour who isn't distancing themselves - from speechwriter to staffer - from their actual leader and their party's wholesale capitulation to far right talking points on trans people shames themselves.

No. I've had enough. This is an utterly inappropriate attempt to intervene in an ongoing Employment Tribunal in and of itself, never mind the fact it's repulsive, misleading, cheap, dogwhistle bollocks. The leader of Scottish Labour is not fit for public office. This is disgusting.

i think i will write another blog piece this weekend.

I wrote about Cafewal, a "free restaurant" in the East Village training refugees to work in professional kitchens ny.eater.com/2025/2/20/24...

mooooood

World is bad, lift heavy things, all you fascists doomed to fail.

Manifested

Cat demonstrating static cling with styrofoam peanuts.jpg

lil lady

honestly what did I do before I was less than full time. What were Thursdays before I could have coffee with a cat curled up in my lap.

you know when your cat is cuddling and being cute and they do a big MRAAAAo and you get hit with full on stink breath. I know what she eats but it still always hits me like

you know now that I’m a cocktail snob I thought I was absolutely above spiced rum. Sometimes a rum and coke on the couch is exactly what you need actually.