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lunchb0xxx.bsky.social
A threat to the human race. Part time laughing stock. Chronic back pain haver.
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Last year’s meme is this year’s reality. 😑

Wow that’s crazy, this is the first time I’ve ever seen a console go up in price 5 years after release. I WONDER WHAT’S DIFFERENT NOW?

Hey would you look at that fist pic drop for the fascist America chapter in future history books. God it’s gonna be so embarrassing having to explain how we let concentration camps happen again in 30 years.

Amazon putting tariff prices on products is unacceptable. I will have you know that my mother works very hard to avoid seeing the bad things that Mr. Trump does. Just wait until my father gets home to tell her what to think about this!

Nah nope I don’t believe any of you anymore. There’s no way each and every one of you don’t see how messed up things have gotten. You’re just too embarrassed to admit it.

The future is crazy man. I’m currently gambling on who the next pope will be. Let’s go Pope Pizza Dance!!!

Check it out losers, PSA 10 Donald Trump rookie card!

JD Vance kills the Pope is my new favorite headline of 2025. The wild ride never ends!

Bro Powerline brought the world together in 95. If I2I isn’t on at least one playlist then I just don’t wanna know you.

I think I’m gonna make a trip out to Buc-ee’s this weekend. Y’all need anything??

Wait wait wait hold up so you’re telling me that the vegetables from Veggie Tales don’t get to go to heaven?! What kind of shit is that!!!!

With every country on earth uniting against the USA my only thoughts are with how FREAKING OWNED THE LIBS ARE!

I mean if you really think about it cheese is just milk jerky.

How do you reason with someone when this is what they honestly think they’re doing?

I’m straight up not having a good time.

Damn dude even my 86 year-old white southern grandma just said “say Drake” I’ve never seen a man so thoroughly cooked.

I don’t understand why traffic exists. The lane that merges is over there, that’s their problem. Don’t make it ours too!

@reddit I’m sorry I said I like dead Nazis. I promise to only post pro Nazi content from now on. Can you please stop?

I’m honestly kinda jealous of conservatives sometimes. It must be so easy to walk through life so poorly educated. They don’t need to understand how anything works because it might as well be magic and the nice people on the TV always tell them how to think!

Happy #caturday

Fuck them kids, give me your parents credit card!

My ultimate goal in life is to leave work, come home and not have to do more work. It hasn’t happened yet, but I’m still hopeful.

It’s really going to suck in 50 years when everyone is laughing at us for letting Nazis 2 happen.

Jesus is objectively the worst God. How you gonna worship that chump when Zeus is right there?!

How is there still not one EDM radio station here? And who the hell is listening to all these Jesus stations!?

There’s no such thing as “short king”. That’s just short people propaganda.

It is unreasonable that this many people can be inconvenienced by two Idiots. Yes, I’m stuck in traffic. Yes, I’m bitter about it.

Guys help! I gave my boss the “Roman salute” this morning and got fired! Why don’t people know their history?

Remember, you did Nazi what you think you saw.

I wonder what age our Deathcore bands are going to stop touring. Do you think we’re ever gonna see a geriatric Devil Wears Prada or an elderly Emmure?

Boy, it sure is depressing waking up in this country.

Happy inauguration day! The leader of my country raped someone and has 34 felony convictions. What has your country’s leader done?

And we officially live in a fascist country! Bye TikTok, it’s been fun.

Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy!

When did you first learn that the police weren’t here to help you? I think for me, it was my first time seeing an undercover vehicle.

Did anyone else forget that JD Vance exists whatever happened to that silly little man?

I still can’t believe that there are people out there that will grab a bag of raisins to snack on. True psychopaths exist in the world and one could be sitting right next to you.

I’m not one to kink shame but personally I’ve never trusted foot guys. There’s just something about them.

If it was 100% guaranteed safe, would you upload your brain to the cloud? I would without question, but I’m not too concerned with living in the first place. I’m just waiting for the singularity… or the apocalypse which ever comes first.

Damn dude, people are really starting to short Paramount stock because Better Man is a flop and nobody has any idea who Robbie Williams is over here. Entirety of the European Union on suicide watch.

Do you ever have to start a song over because you’re like “Oh damn this is good. I wasn’t listening hard enough.” or has the brain rot finally gotten into my attention span?

California is nothing but constantly on fire. They should have the largest and most elite fire squad this planet has ever seen. What the heck are you guys doing over there? Just kidding I know it’s the government’s fault. Sorry everyone, wish there was something we could’ve done.

How do people have main character syndrome? I know damn well I’m a third string background character at best.

Could you imagine being a young conservative male? It must be so hard for them to date. Literally everyone in your age range is disgusted with you. Do they just lie and hope it doesn’t come out? Is it hard pretending to be a good person? I have so many questions.