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Damn dude even my 86 year-old white southern grandma just said “say Drake” I’ve never seen a man so thoroughly cooked.

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I don’t understand why traffic exists. The lane that merges is over there, that’s their problem. Don’t make it ours too!

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@reddit I’m sorry I said I like dead Nazis. I promise to only post pro Nazi content from now on. Can you please stop?

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I’m honestly kinda jealous of conservatives sometimes. It must be so easy to walk through life so poorly educated. They don’t need to understand how anything works because it might as well be magic and the nice people on the TV always tell them how to think!

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Happy #caturday

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Fuck them kids, give me your parents credit card!

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My ultimate goal in life is to leave work, come home and not have to do more work. It hasn’t happened yet, but I’m still hopeful.

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It’s really going to suck in 50 years when everyone is laughing at us for letting Nazis 2 happen.

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Jesus is objectively the worst God. How you gonna worship that chump when Zeus is right there?!

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How is there still not one EDM radio station here? And who the hell is listening to all these Jesus stations!?

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There’s no such thing as “short king”. That’s just short people propaganda.

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It is unreasonable that this many people can be inconvenienced by two Idiots. Yes, I’m stuck in traffic. Yes, I’m bitter about it.

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Guys help! I gave my boss the “Roman salute” this morning and got fired! Why don’t people know their history?

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Remember, you did Nazi what you think you saw.

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I wonder what age our Deathcore bands are going to stop touring. Do you think we’re ever gonna see a geriatric Devil Wears Prada or an elderly Emmure?

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Boy, it sure is depressing waking up in this country.

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Happy inauguration day! The leader of my country raped someone and has 34 felony convictions. What has your country’s leader done?

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And we officially live in a fascist country! Bye TikTok, it’s been fun.

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Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy!

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When did you first learn that the police weren’t here to help you? I think for me, it was my first time seeing an undercover vehicle.

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Did anyone else forget that JD Vance exists whatever happened to that silly little man?

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I still can’t believe that there are people out there that will grab a bag of raisins to snack on. True psychopaths exist in the world and one could be sitting right next to you.

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I’m not one to kink shame but personally I’ve never trusted foot guys. There’s just something about them.

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If it was 100% guaranteed safe, would you upload your brain to the cloud? I would without question, but I’m not too concerned with living in the first place. I’m just waiting for the singularity… or the apocalypse which ever comes first.

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Damn dude, people are really starting to short Paramount stock because Better Man is a flop and nobody has any idea who Robbie Williams is over here. Entirety of the European Union on suicide watch.

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Do you ever have to start a song over because you’re like “Oh damn this is good. I wasn’t listening hard enough.” or has the brain rot finally gotten into my attention span?

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California is nothing but constantly on fire. They should have the largest and most elite fire squad this planet has ever seen. What the heck are you guys doing over there? Just kidding I know it’s the government’s fault. Sorry everyone, wish there was something we could’ve done.

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How do people have main character syndrome? I know damn well I’m a third string background character at best.

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Could you imagine being a young conservative male? It must be so hard for them to date. Literally everyone in your age range is disgusted with you. Do they just lie and hope it doesn’t come out? Is it hard pretending to be a good person? I have so many questions.

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“Does this role require full frontal?” “No sir, this is Sesame Street.” “Are we able to work it in somehow?”

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Why are drug dealers only charged for a death when one of their celebrity client’s dies?

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10+ bot followers a day with little to no human interaction on anything. Yeah, I think I might be tired of Bluesky now.

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I tried to put thoughts and prayers into the church donation basket but received the dirtiest looks. The nerve of some people man!

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I was once hired at a company that put me through 3 weeks of paid training and gave me a $1500 starting bonus. I ghosted them after I got my training and bonus checks. What are you doing to screw companies?

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Being alive is the worst part about being alive.

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CEO gets fired: Here’s 42 million dollars. Regular employee gets fired: Here’s a middle finger.🖕

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Have you ever been stuck in a drive thru and some dumbass in a lifted truck pulls up behind you with their headlights at eye level? Yeah, me too. I agree they should be executed on live TV.

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One of the greatest albums of all time and I won’t hear anything bad about it. The Strokes made perfection here.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing better than opening Reddit and seeing your full government name on the front page. (FOR THE 3RD TIME THIS YEAR) Guys it’s just weed, it’s not that serious! I run the customer service department!! There’s nothing I can do from my bedroom to get your delivery there any faster!

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Current Monday project: Assembling a free breakfast with rewards points.

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When I was in 2nd grade my teacher made us stand in front of a mirror and say what we wanted to be when we grew up. I said I wanted to be a Power Ranger and that still one of my main goals in life.