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Did not come back with a Red Wings win, wasn't able to meet up with my Ohio pals thanks to a clueless Uber driver but I did come back with some plague so that's fun. First time being sick in four years

JFC we've been in this Uber for 40m to go 7 miles.

@paledragoncbus.bsky.social @guynemer.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social wife and I are heading over around 4 if anyone is around to meet up and say hi

Columbus, I am in you (sorta)

LGRW

Fuck I wish Werenski was a Red Wing

Whoever has been directing for ESPN on this tournament has done a phenomenal job. I love the use of ice level cams and red cams. Really helps you feel how fucking fast the game is

I've watched more hockey this year than the past four combined so I'm asking in earnest: Is PK trying to be black don cherry?

Can/us emphatically showing us this isn't an all star game. 3 fights in 9 seconds. Huge hits both ways. This is some excellent hockey

More like Jordan middington send skeet

Front window of a bakery right nextdoor to a dispensary:

My wife is so beautiful and so smart that she still makes me nervous after 15 years. I often wonder why she picked a guy like me. Then she needs 20 minutes to calm her rage after I don't know how long to poach an egg and i get it (Boos intensify)

My wife wanted to make eggs Benedict this morning. Which was tough bc there were no banks open to approve my loan for a dozen eggs (crowd boos)

Is the color jacked up on the m/msu hockey game or is it my Chromecast?

Trying to book a Michelin star restaurant for when we're in lisbon

Has kucherov always been a massive cherry picker?

Bob Wishchusen is a really good hockey PBP guy

Last game before Christmas break the Wings lost 4-0 to STL in one of the most uncompetitive and lethargic losses I've ever seen. Today they are 6 pts back of first place in the division. 1. In Todd we trust 2. NHL East is tightly spaced 3. NHL needs a 3-2-1 pt model

LGRW

Feel like I could sleep forever

Ketch Sector at the AA Folk Fest!

There's no I in team but there is in "well that fucking sucked"

Erotic Notre Dame football

I'm still on board the yzerplan but I'm really fucking sick of getting dog walked by the class of the league.

Now fully in the tank for a Lamar Jackson title

Go get maxxxxxxxx Crosby. Draft an edge rusher. Perform an exorcism on the defensive side of the locker room. Hopefully the next guy is even half as good as Ben Johnson (cause he probably gone)

The key thing here that's killing me. This team didn't have a single dud all year. They didn't play C games. And then this

Both Detroit teams absolutely shitting themselves in big games tonight

Welp

(LOINSING INTENSIFIES)